Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (2013)

Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : I'm gonna get laid!

  Walden Schmidt : Congratulations. Which hand are you gonna use?

• Jenny Harper : [coming into the kitchen in the morning]  Hey, look who's got his clothes on!

  Walden Schmidt : Ahhhh, I had clothes on last night.

  Jenny Harper : Yeah, you were wearing a sock, and not on your foot. Looked like Santa filled his stocking at Elton John's house.

  Alan Harper : [being a bit protective of his niece, Jenny]  Harmless fun?

  Walden Schmidt : She did not see Bennie or the Jets.