The Mindy Project (TV Series)
Sk8er Man (2013)
Timothy Olyphant: Graham
Quotes
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Graham : Did you see that? That's how good I am at sex.
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Graham : You know sushi restaurants are raping our oceans.
Danny Castellano : Oh, is that how your mermaid got pregnant?
Graham : No, it was consensual sex with a sea captain.
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Graham : Oh, it's bear claw! Yeah! How did you find me?
Mindy Lahiri : I went to all the loser-iest places I could find Every tattoo parlor, every comic book store, every marijuana dispensary All to find you. Anyway, I wanted to know if the offer still stands to take me out.
Mindy Lahiri : That ship has sailed.
Mindy Lahiri : Okay.
Graham : I'm just kidding. I literally have nothing to do.
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Mindy Lahiri : Look, you are beautiful and charismatic, but I'm a woman of science and you are man of non-sci... Nonsense, actually. So this isn't gonna work out. Although, I would've loved to have had sex with you but once.
Graham : Yeah, I kinda thought this was gonna end in a four-way.
Mindy Lahiri : Ugh.
Graham : Three-way?
Danny Castellano : What?
Graham : Two-way?
Mary : [shakes head]
Graham : One-way it is. Good-bye, Mindy. Pergilah dalam damai.
[rips off pants and skates away]
Mindy Lahiri : Oh, bother.
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Graham : Hey, that was such an interesting exchange of ideas. You know what we should do? We should get high.
Mindy Lahiri : You know what, Graham? I think that's gonna have to be good night. My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.
Graham : Okay, but you're still coming over, right? Get our bronze medal at the Winter Sex Games.
Mindy Lahiri : What are you talking about! What about this evening would make you think that I would do that? And why would we only get a bronze?