Community (TV Series)

Basic Intergluteal Numismatics (2014)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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• Professor Ian Duncan : The nature of the Ass Crack Bandit's crimes would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.

  Britta Perry : We know that he hates money or loves it or doesn't care about money and hates butts or loves them.

• Dean Pelton : We did, in fact, receive a letter an hour after the incident, including details not known to the public, about the brand of Garrett's underwear. Hanes His Ways.

  Britta Perry : [Reads]  "I am the Ass Crack Bandit. Humans make better banks than piggies. Whenever I get more change at the store, I can't wait to drop it down your butts. I think I will go to the bank and get so much change and make all my dollars into change and drop it all down there."

  Shirley Bennett : He should be called "The Run-on Sentence Bandit."