2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Group Head (2013)

Adam Lustick: Guy

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Quotes 

• Max Black : [First lines] 

  [She and Caroline come up to a table with a couple] 

  Max Black : Hi, how can I help you? And by that I mean, "What's the least I can do to help you."

  Guy : I'll have the burger with the fries. She'll have it with the salad.

  Girl : But I want the fries.

  Guy : Ah, you want them, but you don't need them.

  Girl : [Coldly]  Fine. The salad. I have to pee.

  [Gets up and heads to the restroom] 

  Caroline Channing : [after she's out of sight]  Hi, what's your name?

  Guy : David.

  Caroline Channing : [Still cheerfully]  David, you should go.

  Guy : I'm sorry?

  Caroline Channing : You want her to have salad, she wants you to have hair. Neither one's gonna happen tonight.

  Max Black : Yeah, it's not gonna work out between you and French fries. Oh, maybe it will for a week or a year. Depends if she was molested as a kid. But one of these days, she's coming after you. Probably in the dark, probably with a knife. And she's gonna cut off one or both of your balls. And you won't think a side of fries matters when you have zero balls.

  Guy : [Nervously after hearing this]  She'll have the fries.

  Max Black : Yes, she will.

  Caroline Channing : [after walking away from table]  Look at us. We saved another woman's dignity and another man's balls.

  Max Black : Yeah, we're like Dr. Phil but more qualified.