Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
FZZT (2013)
Elizabeth Henstridge: Jemma Simmons
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Quotes
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Leo Fitz : Here's the new Night-Night pistol.
[Ward tries it out]
Grant Ward : Sorry, Fitz. It's close, but it's just not right.
Leo Fitz : [Quietly] 'Cause agent Coulson had no problems.
Grant Ward : It's an ounce too heavy.
Skye : [Sitting nearby] An ounce? Seriously?
Grant Ward : It's the difference between success and failure. When you're on a rooftop with a 15-mile-an-hour wind, Your target is 500 yards away...
Leo Fitz : Yeah, but we do have a rifle.
Grant Ward : [Looks at Fitz] Lose the ounce.
[Leaves]
Leo Fitz : Yeah, okay. On it. "Lose the ounce".
[Imitating Ward]
Leo Fitz : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it's not windy.
[Skye laughs]
Jemma Simmons : [Jemma Enters the Lab] So, Ward was here? Let me guess the night-night pistol again?
Leo Fitz : Yeah, and he said it was off by an ounce.
Jemma Simmons : Of course he did.
[Also imitating Ward]
Jemma Simmons : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded!
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Phil Coulson : [Entering the lab] What's Fitz doing out there?
Jemma Simmons : He... detected a strange energy about the body.
Phil Coulson : He's afraid of it, isn't he?
Leo Fitz : [From the other room] It's the smell!
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Phil Coulson : Any idea what could cause an effect like this?
Jemma Simmons : [Speaking in unison with Fitz] There's the soliton hypothesis.
Leo Fitz : Well, okay, judging by the horizontal...
Jemma Simmons : Perhaps nanobatteries...
Leo Fitz : ...electrical discharge could be...
Phil Coulson : [Interrupting] Time. Let's try again. Any idea what could cause an effect like this?
Jemma Simmons : Hell if I know.
Leo Fitz : Uh, no, no clue.
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Grant Ward : So, what did you think of your first time skydiving?
Jemma Simmons : Honestly, I'd rather not to think about it anymore.
Grant Ward : I thought what you did was incredibly brave.
Jemma Simmons : Ah. I suppose now's as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the night-night pistol, I lied - it's still an ounce off.
Grant Ward : I know.
Jemma Simmons : [Surprised] You do?
Grant Ward : After all,
[Mimics her imitation of him]
Grant Ward : I'm agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on, and saved your life!
Jemma Simmons : [Smiles] Actually, that's not quite it. It's a bit more nasally than that.
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Leo Fitz : Do you remember the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?
Jemma Simmons : [sighs] Oh, not the stupid cat again.
Leo Fitz : The cat -
[pointing at Coulson]
Leo Fitz : Tell him about the cat!
Jemma Simmons : And it's *our* lab Fitz, not *your* lab.
Leo Fitz : [yelling] You left his liver next to my lunch!
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Leo Fitz : I was doing just fine tucked away in a safe, indoor, non-mobile lab at the academy! Then you had to go and drag us into this flying circus! Didn't even pass our field assessments, for God's sake!
Jemma Simmons : Please, as if I forced you to follow me anywhere.
Leo Fitz : You said, and I quote "Fitz, "it's the most perfect opportunity "for us to see the world. We'd be fools to pass this one up!"
Jemma Simmons : I hate it when you use that voice. That's not even how I sound. And you were just afraid of going into the field.
Leo Fitz : I'm not afraid...
Jemma Simmons : And don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life!
Leo Fitz : Pasty? Really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, You've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane. You've been beside me the whole damn time!
[Starts to get emotional]
Leo Fitz : You have to fix this.
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Jemma Simmons : [Coulson is running on the treadmill] Working up a good sweat there, sir?
Phil Coulson : I don't sweat, I glisten.
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Jemma Simmons : This is the victim's brain.
Phil Coulson : It looks like a burnt baked potato.
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Jemma Simmons : Well, you can officially tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle, especially for a man of your age.
Phil Coulson : "A man of my age?" That's something you say to an old person.
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Jemma Simmons : Fitz, I don't know what you think you're doing, but...
Leo Fitz : I'm doing what we always do. We're gonna fix this. Together.
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Melinda May : You figure out why the body was floating?
Jemma Simmons : The molecular density of the victim was temporarily altered by an unknown energy source. I'm hoping to shed some light on its effects once I extract a brain-tissue sample.
Leo Fitz : It's happening again!
Jemma Simmons : It's science, Fitz! I have to dissect something.