Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

FZZT (2013)

Brett Dalton: Grant Ward

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Quotes 

• Leo Fitz : Here's the new Night-Night pistol.

  [Ward tries it out] 

  Grant Ward : Sorry, Fitz. It's close, but it's just not right.

  Leo Fitz : [Quietly]  'Cause agent Coulson had no problems.

  Grant Ward : It's an ounce too heavy.

  Skye : [Sitting nearby]  An ounce? Seriously?

  Grant Ward : It's the difference between success and failure. When you're on a rooftop with a 15-mile-an-hour wind, Your target is 500 yards away...

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, but we do have a rifle.

  Grant Ward : [Looks at Fitz]  Lose the ounce.

  [Leaves] 

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, okay. On it. "Lose the ounce".

  [Imitating Ward] 

  Leo Fitz : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it's not windy.

  [Skye laughs] 

  Jemma Simmons : [Jemma Enters the Lab]  So, Ward was here? Let me guess the night-night pistol again?

  Leo Fitz : Yeah, and he said it was off by an ounce.

  Jemma Simmons : Of course he did.

  [Also imitating Ward] 

  Jemma Simmons : I'm Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded!

• Grant Ward : So, what did you think of your first time skydiving?

  Jemma Simmons : Honestly, I'd rather not to think about it anymore.

  Grant Ward : I thought what you did was incredibly brave.

  Jemma Simmons : Ah. I suppose now's as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the night-night pistol, I lied - it's still an ounce off.

  Grant Ward : I know.

  Jemma Simmons : [Surprised]  You do?

  Grant Ward : After all,

  [Mimics her imitation of him] 

  Grant Ward : I'm agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on, and saved your life!

  Jemma Simmons : [Smiles]  Actually, that's not quite it. It's a bit more nasally than that.

• Grant Ward : I wanted it to be a person, some super-powered psychopath - someone I could hurt, someone I could... punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.