"The Big Bang Theory" The Romance Resonance (TV Episode 2013) Poster

(TV Series)

(2013)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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Quotes 

  • [last lines] 

    Sheldon Cooper : Amy. Amy. Did you hear what I said?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Can't talk. In the zone.

  • Penny : How come you've never done anything romantic to celebrate our first date?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, for starters, you've broken up with me so many times, which first date are we talking about?

    Sheldon Cooper : Ooh, somebody call the burn ward.

  • [sung lyrics to "If I Didn't Have You aka Bernadette's Song"] 

    Howard Wolowitz : [verse 1]  If I didn't have you, life would be blue. I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS.

    Sheldon Cooper : [spoken aside to Amy about Bernadette]  Is it me, or does she not look so good?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : [spoken aside back to Sheldon]  Shhh!

    Howard Wolowitz : [continuation of verse 1]  A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick, I'd be one of my outfits without a dicky. I'd be cheese without the mac, Jobs without the Wozniak, I'd be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator making them much harder to crack. I'd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com, and I'd probably still live with my mom.

    Sheldon Cooper , Amy Farrah Fowler , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny , Raj Koothrappali : And he'd probably still live with his mom.

    Howard Wolowitz : [chorus 1]  Ever since I met you, you turned my world around. You supported all my dreams and all my hopes. You're like uranium-235, and I'm uranium-238; almost inseparable isotopes. I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get, from the moment that I met you, Bernadette.

    Bernadette Rostenkowski : [spoken]  Oh, Howie!

    Howard Wolowitz : [verse 2]  If I didn't have you, life would be dreary. I'd be string theory without any string. I'd be binary code without a one, a cathode ray tube without an electron gun. I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon. I'd speak a lot more Klingon, Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam.

    Sheldon Cooper , Amy Farrah Fowler , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny , Raj Koothrappali : And he'd definitely still live with his mom.

    Howard Wolowitz : [chorus 2]  Ever since I met you, you turned my world around. You're my best friend and my lover. We're like changing electric and magnetic fields, you can't have one without the other. I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get, from the moment that I met you, Bernadette.

    Howard Wolowitz , Sheldon Cooper , Amy Farrah Fowler , Leonard Hofstadter , Penny , Raj Koothrappali : Oh, we couldn't have imagined how good our lives would get, from the moment that we met you, Bernadette.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Stop it! I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people. How do I make them stop loving me?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Invite them to live with us.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette.

    Sheldon Cooper : *Really* don't care.

    Howard Wolowitz : I want to do something special and I was hoping you guys could be a part of it.

    Penny : Aah, what horrible thing you trying to make up for?

    Howard Wolowitz : Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Every science classroom, every periodic table, every textbook, this mistake will be staring back at me, like that time you let Koothrappali wax your eyebrows. I've got to find a way to stop this thing.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean, once it's out there, it's out there. This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape.

    Sheldon Cooper : You know, frankly I'd prefer a sex tape.

    Leonard Hofstadter : You don't know what a sex tape is, do you?

    Sheldon Cooper : No.

  • Sheldon Cooper : This is the very copy of the Handbook of Chemistry and Physics in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and...

    Amy Farrah Fowler : And what?

    Sheldon Cooper : No. No, no, no, no.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : What's wrong?

    Sheldon Cooper : I've made a horrible mistake.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : What are you talking about?

    Sheldon Cooper : This table. It's in square centimeters. I read it as square meters. Do you know what that means?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : That Americans can't handle the metric system?

    Sheldon Cooper : Amy, I was off by a factor of ten thousand.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : But the Chinese team found the element.

    Sheldon Cooper : Well, they shouldn't have, my calculations were wrong. There must be some resonance between the elements I didn't know about.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : So, you just got lucky?.

    Sheldon Cooper : Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky!

    Amy Farrah Fowler : [mutters]  You and me both, brother.

    [aloud] 

    Amy Farrah Fowler : It doesn't matter. The element was found because of you and that's ground breaking.

    Sheldon Cooper : What matters is the greatest scientific achievement of my life is based on a blunder. I'm not a genius. I'm a fraud.

  • Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, I get that you feel bad about all the attention, but still what you did is amazing. We're really proud of you.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm not.

    Sheldon Cooper : You're not?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I've been thinking about it, and you're right. You don't deserve any credit. All you did was misread some numbers on a table. A very easy table, too. Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.

    Sheldon Cooper : That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

    Penny : Dammit, everyone's better at this than me.

    Sheldon Cooper : Congratulations, Dr. Fowler, you just made the fort.

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes!

    [Smiles] 

  • Sheldon Cooper : It's all I can think about is how much I want to kiss you.

  • [first lines] 

    Penny : What're you working on?

    Sheldon Cooper : Can't talk. In the zone.

    Penny : [to Amy]  Do you know what he's doing?

    Amy Farrah Fowler : Could be anything. Last time he was like this he figured out electron transport in graphene. Time before that he was making a list of who's allowed in his tree fort if he ever gets one. Still can't believe I didn't make the cut.

    Penny : Uh, Sheldon, you wanna take a break? Your food's ready.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Eh, what are you doing? He's both happy and quiet. Like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time.

  • Sheldon Cooper : I'm being given credit that I don't deserve.

    Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, people get things they don't deserve all the time. Look at me with you.

  • Sheldon Cooper : [reflecting happily on the news that Chinese scientists have seemingly confirmed his latest hypothesis]  I like China. They know how to keep people in line.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Oh great. Now I'm worse than a fraud. I'm practically a biologist.

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