Mom (TV Series)

Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast (2013)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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• Christy : [speaking to Luke's parents]  All right, I just want to say that we've all come to really love your son, and I know my daughter is crazy about him, so... I'm sure there's a happy ending in here somewhere.

  Bonnie : If Violet just gave him a happy ending we woul...

  Christy : Mom!

• Christy : [Bonnie's sticking her head out the car window]  What're you doing?

  Bonnie : I'm hot.

  Christy : Get back in here, you look like a labradoodle.

• Bonnie : [after raunchily mouthing off in front of Luke's religious parents]  You'll have to excuse me, I'm a quart low on estrogen.

• Christy : [as Luke's parents are leaving]  By the way, Pastor. We're going to raise the baby Jewish.

  Bonnie : And we're not Jews.

  Christy : Shalom, bitch!

• Bonnie : [as Christy tucks her in]  Am I pretty?

  Christy : What? Of course you are, you're beautiful.

  Bonnie : I don't feel beautiful. I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.

  Christy : That's all in your head.

  Bonnie : Are you saying I'm crazy?

  Christy : Not in this context. Go to sleep, things will look a lot better in the morning.

• Nathan : We're not sure that Luke is the only boy who has slept with this temptress.

  Bonnie : Now hold it right there, I can assure you that with every generation of our family, the women get better. Now, I may have been a drunken slut.

  Christy : She was.

  Bonnie : And my daughter may also have been a drunken slut.

  Christy : Hey!

  Bonnie : What?

  Christy : Sorry, go on.

  Bonnie : But this angel was pure as snow until she smoked your son's blunt, drank his tequila and made mad passionate love to him for about 2 minutes.

  [to Violet] 

  Bonnie : Am I right so far?

  Violet : [uncomfortably]  Pretty much.

• Bonnie : [calls on the phone]  Are you awake?

  Christy : [groggily]  At 2:30 in the morning?

  [dryly] 

  Christy : Sure.

  Bonnie : Good, because I think I'm pregnant.

  Christy : What? How is that even possible? No no no, my mom and my daughter can't both be pregnant at the same time. I don't have the strength!

• Christy : We'll make an appointment with the doctor tomorrow and make sure. In the meantime, I have got to get some sleep.

  Bonnie : What am *I* supposed to do?

  Christy : I don't know. Get out your calendar and see if you can figure out who the father is.