Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Minimum Viable Product (2014)
Josh Brener: Nelson 'Big Head' Bighetti
Quotes
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Richard : [at a party celebrating the sale of an IT company to Google for $200 million] It's amazing how the men and women at these things always separate like this.
Dinesh : Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a Hasidic wedding.
Big Head : Not even the Goolybib guys were talking to girls.
Erlich : They don't have to, Big Head. This house talks to girls.
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Big Head : [regarding the mansion they're visiting] Fucking Goolybib, man. Those guys build a mediocre piece of software that might be worth something someday, and now they live here. Money flying all over Silicon Valley but none of it ever seems to hit us.
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Javeed : [On stage] Hello! Whoo! I got seven words for you. 'I love Goolybib's integrated- multi-platform-functionality!'
[There's a few claps]
Javeed : Yeah! Whoo! But seriously, you know, a few days ago, when we were sitting down with Barak Obama, I turned to these guys and said, ok, you know, we're making a lot of money. And yes, we're disrupting digital media. But most importantly we're making the world a better place. Through constructing elegant hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility. So everyone. Here's to many more nights just like this one. Take it away, my good friend, Kid Rock.
Big Head : ...What a dick.
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Big Head : Hey, did you hear what Peter Gregory is doing?
Richard : You mean buying that island in the Pacific?
Big Head : No, he's building one actually. Baller. Anyway, he's also offering a hundred k to people willing to skip or drop out of college to pursue their idea. I don't know what happened to that guy, but he really hates college. Anyway, he's doing a TED talks in Palo Alto tonight. We should try to get in.
Richard : I dropped out of college. Maybe I should re-enroll and drop out again. Try and get the money.
