Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Pledging (2013)

Nancy Travis: Vanessa Baxter

Quotes 

• Vanessa Baxter : Ed made up a whole fake backstory about himself just to trick people into trusting him?

  Mike Baxter : Yep. Basically, he's Obama.

• [last lines] 

  Vanessa Baxter : I worry about our daughters and the men they choose.

  Mike Baxter : I know. They can't all win the lottery like you did.

  Vanessa Baxter : [laughs]  Just remember, a lot of people who win the lottery end up killing themselves.

  Mike Baxter : And *you* remember they usually end up blowing their winnings.

• [first lines] 

  Eve Baxter : [bursting into the house in her ROTC uniform]  Okay, so we just learned the coolest move in hand-to-hand combat training. Come on, Dad, take a swing at me.

  Mike Baxter : Hmm. Ask your mom.

  Vanessa Baxter : Mike, I'm not going to hit our daughter.

  Mike Baxter : You're darn right you're not. You'd end up face down on the ground with a knee in your back.

  Eve Baxter : Way to ruin the surprise, Dad.