The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Scavenger Vortex (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : [after Sheldon explains how he came to the solution of the riddle]  Wow. I can drink a beer under water.

  Sheldon Cooper : And I'm sure your parents are proud.

• Raj Koothrappali : Okay, guys, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Should we just do couples?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Couples sounds great, or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat; whatever.

  Penny : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I just said couples sound great.

  Penny : Hm-mm. Yeah. You don't think I'm smart enough. You just think I'm going to be a liability. Even though I totally just used liability correctly in a sentence.

  [Amy nods at her] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : So, let's do couples. I want to.

  Penny : No, no, no. Let's mix things up. I choose Sheldon; we're going to kick your ass.

  Sheldon Cooper : Really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team, and I'm stuck with the liability.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Stop that. Penny is not a liability.

  Penny : Thank you. Do you want to be on my team?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe we pick names out of a hat?

• Sheldon Cooper : Okay. Another thirty feet...

  Penny : Oh, it's a bowling alley!

  Sheldon Cooper : [picks up his bowling ball]  Yes! Yes! My brain is better than everybody's!

• Sheldon Cooper : It's dirty laundry. You're up.

  Penny : Why me?

  Sheldon Cooper : Because you've been training for this your whole life. You live in a pile of dirty laundry.

• Penny : [to Raj, coldly, regarding the outcome of the game]  Run. Run to India.

• [Penny runs into the comic book store, only to find everyone else there] 

  Penny : Ugh! We're the last ones here! Hurry up!

  Sheldon Cooper : [coming in, wearing a backpack]  It is a marathon, not a sprint.

  Penny : People run in a marathon!

  Sheldon Cooper : Not with a bowling ball on their back.

• [everyone is shocked at Raj about the outcome of the game] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : [tiredly]  Are you kidding me?

  Penny : [incredulously]  That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [huffing]  You suck... so hard!

• Penny : [to Leonard]  You know, I'm surprised you want to copy my answers since I'm not even smart enough to be on your team.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, why would you want to be on someone's team who you like to call a... I can't even say it in front of Sheldon.

  Penny : What are you talking about?

  Leonard Hofstadter : You know exactly what I'm talking about.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : No, he doesn't. I just made that up.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why would you do that?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because you were about to quit like a big... Sheldon, cover your ears.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not a child. I know the word "ninny".

  Penny : [to Leonard]  Yeah, well, you should have quit 'cause I'm still gonna beat your ass.