Mom (TV Series)

Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag (2013)

Octavia Spencer: Regina

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Quotes 

• Regina : You know how I told you people trust me with their money?

  Bonnie : Yeah?

  Regina : They shouldn't. I embezzled from my clients.

  Christy : Why?

  Bonnie : What kind of question is that?

  Christy : What's a better question?

  Bonnie : How?

  Regina : You gotta be good with math and have a face people trust.

  Bonnie : And the dream dies.

• Christy : Hey. Sun's comin' out.

  Bonnie : Thank you Annie.

  Regina : How about that. First time I've gone the whole night without a drink in like, 16, 17 years. Oh damn. I am an alcoholic.

  Bonnie : Cheer up. There's lots of meetings in prison.

  Regina : I really don't like you.

• Christy : [following Regina in the car]  Do you think that's her?

  Bonnie : [sees Regina riding on Roscoe's bike]  Do I *think* that's *her*?

  [pulls up to her] 

  Christy : Hey Regina.

  Regina : Hey.

  Christy : Where're you heading?

  Regina : Canada, gonna start a whole new life there.

  Bonnie : You know, they can extradite you from Canada.

  Regina : Are you sure?

  Bonnie : Ooh trust me, I'm sure.

  Regina : Okay then.

  [stops, gets off bike, turns it around, hops on again] 

  Regina : Mexico.

  [rides off, they follow after her] 

  Bonnie : [cut to back at the house]  One thing's for sure, if I had that much money I damn well would've had an escape plan that didn't involve a tricycle!

• Regina : I'm having financial problems.

  Christy : That's nothing to be ashamed of, I am too, I mean my car's broken and I can't afford to get it fixed, and I have a *lot* of credit card debt.

  Regina : How much?

  Christy : [she and Bonnie both cringe]  ... 19... thousand dollars...

  Regina : [laughs]  You're cute.

  [seriously] 

  Regina : Try three and a half million.

• Regina : What exactly is a Limp Bizkit?

  Christy : It's a band. My husband tried to go into business making bootleg rock band T-shirts, if you like it I have 6,000 more in the garage.

• Regina : The truth is, I think the cops are waiting for me at my house.

  Christy : Things are gonna be great.

  Regina : How can you say that?

  Christy : Oh, not you, I was talking to myself.

  Regina : What?

  Christy : I'm sorry, tonight's about you. But this made me realize my problems are great, I love them, I love my problems!

• Christy : Regina, I just want you to know, I realize how hard this is for you, but I think you're doing great.

  Regina : Really? Because I think I'll snap and kill you and your mother in your sleep.

  Christy : [pause]  Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.

  Regina : [deadpan]  I don't *have* a sense of humor.

  Christy : [pause]  Okay... sleeping with one eye open tonight.

• Bonnie : Let me see the purse.

  [takes out tiny bottles of booze] 

  Regina : I entertain a lot.

  Bonnie : [pulls out cigarettes, sniffs]  Marijuana?

  Regina : I entertain a lot of musicians.

  [Bonnie pulls out RX pill bottles] 

  Regina : Those are for injuries sustained while... entertaining.

  Bonnie : Okay, that takes care of the purse. Now, what's going on with your cleavage?

  Regina : I am a full figured woman!

  Bonnie : Yeah and I wanna motorboat you all night, open up.

  [Regina hands over a small vial] 

  Bonnie : Aah, cocaine! How I miss the 80s.

  Christy : What're you talking about? You were doing it 3 years ago.

  Regina : [heading to the bathroom]  Can I go now?

  Christy : You are free to urinate.

  Regina : Yeah, like there's anything else I can do in there now.

• Regina : I don't have any stories like that, the truth is I had a great childhood, wonderful parents, I went to the best schools...

  Bonnie : No wonder you were crying in the middle of an AA meeting.