Mom (TV Series)
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag (2013)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
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Quotes
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Regina : You know how I told you people trust me with their money?
Bonnie : Yeah?
Regina : They shouldn't. I embezzled from my clients.
Christy : Why?
Bonnie : What kind of question is that?
Christy : What's a better question?
Bonnie : How?
Regina : You gotta be good with math and have a face people trust.
Bonnie : And the dream dies.
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Christy : [following Regina in the car] Do you think that's her?
Bonnie : [sees Regina riding on Roscoe's bike] Do I *think* that's *her*?
[pulls up to her]
Christy : Hey Regina.
Regina : Hey.
Christy : Where're you heading?
Regina : Canada, gonna start a whole new life there.
Bonnie : You know, they can extradite you from Canada.
Regina : Are you sure?
Bonnie : Ooh trust me, I'm sure.
Regina : Okay then.
[stops, gets off bike, turns it around, hops on again]
Regina : Mexico.
[rides off, they follow after her]
Bonnie : [cut to back at the house] One thing's for sure, if I had that much money I damn well would've had an escape plan that didn't involve a tricycle!
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Bonnie : Let me see the purse.
[takes out tiny bottles of booze]
Regina : I entertain a lot.
Bonnie : [pulls out cigarettes, sniffs] Marijuana?
Regina : I entertain a lot of musicians.
[Bonnie pulls out RX pill bottles]
Regina : Those are for injuries sustained while... entertaining.
Bonnie : Okay, that takes care of the purse. Now, what's going on with your cleavage?
Regina : I am a full figured woman!
Bonnie : Yeah and I wanna motorboat you all night, open up.
[Regina hands over a small vial]
Bonnie : Aah, cocaine! How I miss the 80s.
Christy : What're you talking about? You were doing it 3 years ago.
Regina : [heading to the bathroom] Can I go now?
Christy : You are free to urinate.
Regina : Yeah, like there's anything else I can do in there now.
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Bonnie : [laughing] Okay here's one, one time I was on a high speed chase with the police, on the 5 Freeway, on a stolen lawn mower, in the carpool lane, topless!
Christy : Okay, I've got one. One time I woke up and went into the kitchen to make my family breakfast, and I realized 'this isn't my house, that's not my family, and what am I doing in Vancouver?' Seriously though, Regina, what made me decide to stop drinking was the horrifying realization that I was turning into my mother.
Bonnie : [laughs, then looks at her] Hey!
Christy : Aww, did I hurt your feelings?
Bonnie : Yes!
Christy : Oh, well you ruined my life!