Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic (2013)
Adam Scott: Ben Wyatt
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Quotes
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Ben Wyatt : Hey, you wanted to see me?
Chris Traeger : I did.
[throws calculator at Ben]
Chris Traeger : Think fast!
Ben Wyatt : Oh my god!
[catches calculator]
Ben Wyatt : Hey, Dr. Buttons! I mean, my old calculator; it doesn't have a name.
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Ben Wyatt : Are you sure you want to attack them at this press conference? It's a friendly wager on a high school basketball game.
Leslie Knope : I'm losing the recall election, Ben. Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points. Look, am I proud of it? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. But is it the classiest move? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.