Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

48 Hours (2013)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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Quotes 

• Captain Ray Holt : I know everyone's mad at Peralta for ruining their weekend.

  Jake Peralta : But?

  Captain Ray Holt : That was it. I was just demonstrating for Detective Peralta what a fact is.

• Jake Peralta : Okay, a couple of quick announcements. First, I met our night janitor Ronald. If any of you are missing hand sanitizer, he drank it.

• Amy Santiago : [on her date]  Well, he's nice, and he uses proper punctuation in texts.

  Jake Peralta : Dreamboat.

• Jake Peralta : [trying on Amy Santiago's glasses]  You're a blind cop! How has there not been a made-for-TV movie about your struggles?