- David Lassiter: Violet's not picking up.
- Sam Winchester: Wait, so this girl, she's a shifter, too?
- David Lassiter: Werewolf.
- Dean Winchester, Ennis Ross: [simultaneously] Awesome.
- [They give each other a look]
- Ennis Ross: If she has her cell, we could trace the signal.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, you might be right. Alright, what's her number?
- David Lassiter: Take me with you, it's all yours.
- Ennis Ross: No.
- [Sam and Dean look at each other]
- Ennis Ross: Oh, Hell no!
- [to Dean]
- Ennis Ross: Dude, he's a frickin' transformer!
- Dean Winchester: And sometimes you gotta work with the bad guys to get to the worse guys.
- David Lassiter: Dude. I'm right here.
- Dean Winchester: [Muttering, uncaring] Yeah, I see ya.
- Dean Winchester: Agents Bonham and Peart, FBI. We will take it from here.
- Freddie Costa: Like Hell you will. Since when do the Feebs start working stabbings?
- Dean Winchester: Listen, uh, Detective.
- [Dean puts his hand on the Detective's shoulder like they're buddies and steers him to the door]
- Dean Winchester: Your, uh, perp fits a certain profile.
- [Deans walks him out the door]
- Dean Winchester: Now, I could go into detail. But, I'm- I'm not going to.
- [Deans smacks him on the arm, walks into the interrogation room and closes the door on him]
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam, after chopping off a vampire's head] Looks better with a little off the top, don't ya think?
- [chuckles]
- Ennis Ross: You're not Freddie Costa! So, who are you?
- David Lassiter: My name is David Lassiter. I'm a shape shifter.
- Ennis Ross: You're a what?
- David Lassiter: We shift our shape. It's kinda all there in the name.
- Ennis Ross: So you're, what, monster cops?
- Dean Winchester: Hunters.
- Ennis Ross: Then what killed my girlfriend?
- Dean Winchester: We're working on it, okay? And from what you told us, uh, the thing sounds new or Freddy Krueger.
- Dean Winchester: So you're tellin' me there are five monster families that run Chicago? What is this, "The Godfather" with fangs?
- Ennis Ross: Well, if it is, I'm gonna need all the help I can get.
- Dean Winchester: Well, he doesn't quit, I'll give him that.
- Sal Lassiter: I'm not looking for trouble. I just want a drink.
- Julian Duval: And I want to eat Taylor Swift's heart, but we can't always get what we want
- Dean Winchester: [Going through the cupboards at the monster club] This is full of blood and meat. A lot of meat.
- [Takes out baggie]
- Dean Winchester: This one's labeled "Susan".
- Sal Lassiter: Hey, Mindy. You miss me?
- Mindy: Aww. I liked you as a blond.
- [She walks away]
- Sal Lassiter: [He shifts his hair blond and walks back up to her] Better? I hear they have more fun.
- Freddie Costa: With your pop the way he is and now that Sal's gone The families have concerns.
- Margo Lassiter: Tell the ghouls, the Djinn, and whoever I run this family now. So they can either back us, or I'll bend 'em over, jam a .45 elbow deep, and empty the damn clip.
- David Lassiter: I don't like it either, okay? But you know what's behind door #2? War. That's blood -- human and monster -- in the street. And right now? There's exactly one guy trying to stop it.
- Ennis Ross: [holding gun on him] Wow. You know, good for you. I'd slow clap, but, well, my hands are a little full.
- Irv: Tomorrow, they will find pieces of you all over town. Oh, won't the doggies be mad?
- Violet Duval: That's what you want. You're trying to start a war.
- Irv: When freaks start killing freaks, we win.
- David Lassiter: Margo? What's with the NRA Christmas in here? What are you doing?
- Margo Lassiter: We're going to war.
- Irv: I'm sorry about your girl. But she was in the way. You understand. I know you do. They're monsters!
- Ennis Ross: I only see one monster here.
- [Shoots him]