- Randy Rousseau: Are you okay?
- Efrem: I wish you would quit fucking asking me that man. I'm running out of punchlines.
- Libby: Here are the directions and a form for your mama to sign so she knows you're gonna get raped.
- Claire Rousseau: I may not be a wife anymore, I may not even be a woman anymore, but I will never stop being a mother.
- Marshall MacNeil: Parting is such sweet sorrow, I shall say goodnight, 'till there'll be tomorrow.
- Randy Rousseau: Sleep dwell upon thy eyes, peace in thy breasts; would I were peace and sleep, so sweet to rest.
- Marshall MacNeil: Damn! Straight to hell.