- Lisa Simpson: Why don't you do what Everybody Loves Raymond did?
- Krusty the Clown: Quit while I'm still successful? That horse has left the stall, been made into glue, and used to make art projects.
- Principal Skinner: You're like egg salad at a picnic, Bart Simpson. Even when you look good, you know you're going bad.
- Principal Skinner: I have broken a ten-year-old's spirit. Time to reward myself with a fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt. Plain, plain, plain, plain... ooh, fruit.
- Homer Simpson: As I always say, don't get mad, get dinner. Then get even... with Skinner.
- Bart Simpson: You'll help me get revenge on Skinner?
- Homer Simpson: Yes. Now, what's Skinner's weakness?
- Bart Simpson: Everything.
- Homer Simpson: Good. We can use that.