American Horror Story (TV Series)

The Replacements (2013)

Emma Roberts: Madison Montgomery

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Quotes 

• Luke Ramsey : Is this lemon?

  Nan : It's yellow cake with butter frosting. I knew it'd be your favorite.

  Luke Ramsey : It's the one thing I can't resist.

  Madison Montgomery : Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?

  Luke Ramsey : I get the feeling you're used to being the center of attention.

  Nan : This is Madison Montgomery. She's famous.

  Luke Ramsey : Well, we don't have TV. Or Internet.

• Fiona Goode : What the hell is going on in here?

  Madison Montgomery : Miss Aryan Sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.

  Madame Delphine LaLaurie : I will not stoop to serve her kind.

  Fiona Goode : You know, Delphine, from now on you are going to be Queenie's personal slave. And Queenie, You ask her to do whatever you need done: Make your bed, scrub your toilet, I don't give a shit.

  Queenie : Sweet.

  Fiona Goode : There is nothing I hate more than a racist.

• Fiona Goode : Your powers, you've been feeling them growing?

  Madison Montgomery : Yeah, like crazy.

  Fiona Goode : Have you ever wondered why?

  Madison Montgomery : Uh, apart from my being awesome?

  Fiona Goode : *I'm* the source! My life force is literally pouring out of my body and into yours. This is no mystical mumbo-jumbo, this is real. I have cancer. I won't last the year.

  Madison Montgomery : I have connections. My agent can get the best oncologist in the country here in a flash.

  Fiona Goode : [laughs]  Chemo? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going out bald and shriveled and... begging for morphine. No. I've lived a disreputable life, but I've done it in style, and I'll die likewise. I don't belong on these walls. I took my inheritance too soon. Squandered it. All that... power, all those gifts. I just took it and poured it back into myself and dressed it up in Chanel. I was a shitty Supreme. But now, my mentor, Anna-Lee Leighton - Now there was a Supreme. She was majestic and powerful. She taught me everything I know. You know how I thanked her? By cutting her throat. Right where I'm standing.

  [pulls out knife] 

  Fiona Goode : With this. I've kept it all these years. And now, I give it to you.

  Madison Montgomery : Why? I don't want that.

  Fiona Goode : Yeah, come on, here. Take it.

  Madison Montgomery : No.

  Fiona Goode : Don't be afraid. Use it. Kill me for the sake of the coven.

  Madison Montgomery : No. No.

  Fiona Goode : Yes. Come on, now, do it!

  Madison Montgomery : I can't!

  Fiona Goode : Yes, you can, you stupid girl! Do it and feel my power flow into you! I know, because I was standing where you're standing!

  Madison Montgomery : Stop yelling at me!

  Fiona Goode : Do it! Do it!

  Madison Montgomery : [screaming]  No!

  Fiona Goode : Do it!

  [cuts Madison's throat] 

• Joan Ramsey : You stay away from my boy.

  Madison Montgomery : Hmm, good luck keeping him away from me. He's so backed up all I'd have to say is "panties" and he'd jizz his jeans.

• Madison Montgomery : My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. It's hard to stop when you're the only one in your family making money, you know.

  Fiona Goode : You didn't have a good relationship with her?

  Madison Montgomery : The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. She's a selfish bitch.

• Madison Montgomery : It's hilarious to listen to you virgins get all hot and bothered.

  Nan : I'm not a virgin. I'm not! I get it on all the time. And guys find me hot.

  Madison Montgomery : Look at you. Who'd have thought we'd have so much in common?