- Brad Jones: I shouldn't be joking, though. After all, this was aired during UPN Prime, which I imagine is like having VIP tickets to a donkey show.
- Narrator #1: It was the crossroads of our being, and it was a hell of a crossroads.
- Narrator #2: Who would have thought there was a comedy in all that?
- Brad Jones: I don't know. "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates" had some laughs. More laughs than this. Hell, "Glory" had more laughs than this.
- Brad Jones: Sort of a much, much, much lesser version of Comedy Central's "That's My Bush!," which was a satire of the W. years. Excuse me, sir. I knew "That's My Bush!". "That's My Bush!" was a friend of mine. You sir, Desmond Pfeiffer, are no "That's My Bush!".
- Narrator #2: Everything that follows actually happened. You can't prove that it didn't.
- Brad Jones: Hoo, hoo. They really got us with that one. Sort of like how the creators eat kittens, and then feed their flea-infested feces to orphans. What? Prove to me that they don't!