- Goth Singer: Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
- Michael, Henrietta Biggle: Death and sadness everywhere, loneliness and degradation!
- Goth Singer: Goin' down to South Park, gonna take my woes with me!
- Pete: Nightmares every night, posers spouting "Let's go shopping!"
- Goth Singer: Heading out to South Park, cause I cannot unwind!
- Firkle: I like spiders, loss and rain, I'm only happy when I'm in pain!
- Goth Singer: So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die!