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4/10
Slap Your Brain Into Neutral For This One
shawnblackman6 December 2014
Keep in mind this film has nothing whatsoever to do with Oliver Stone. Instead we have a twenty something man with little or no ambition who happens to enjoy smoking the cheeba.

He has to do the odd job for his father's car detailing business in which he successfully screws up constantly. He seems to even have issues with handing out fliers! The crux of the story has him picking up a 55 Mercury from a customer to go detail it but somehow gets it stolen while partaking in some ice cream and some puffs. He then spends the duration of the film looking for the car while getting high and falling in love.

This is a "PG"ish comedy with no nudity but does contain the odd f bomb and rampant use of marijuana(the whole city seems to get high).

Teenagers will enjoy the humour but probably no one else will. It is a light no brainer comedy which actually does emit a few morals. After watching the film you will probably want to get high if you already aren't.
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4/10
Feels like a first draft with some good ideas that needed further development
ginocox-206-33696831 May 2015
"Oliver, Stoned." has some good elements. Some of the supporting cast are quirky, amusing and much better developed than the lead, including the father, the weed dealer, the bum, the ex-boyfriend and the kid on the bicycle who periodically breaks the fourth wall. Some of the dialogue is quite clever. The science film parody about marijuana is amusing. Some scenes have unexpected twists, such as the heavy who is distracted by concerns over disturbing his baby's nap and the elderly lady who drives a classic muscle car and makes amorous advances. The movie also capitalizes on unexpected relationships that actually make sense.

Some devices misfire, such as the clown and episodes of emisis, but at least they tried.

The film invites comparisons with "Dude, Where's My Car?" but seems wanting. DWMC had the advantages of a $13MM budget that was clearly exponentially larger, a writer with extensive credits for "South Park," and a cast of up and coming actors, including Ashton Krutcher, Seann William Scott and Jennifer Garner. There are some areas where the OS filmmakers couldn't hope to compete with DWMC, but there are other areas where they could have put in a little more effort without exhausting their resources.

In DWMC, things not only go bad, but problems escalate. In OS, problems arise and often fizzle out or prove to be less severe than expected. At one point, Oliver needs to borrow an item that is in a room where people are engaged in an activity they don't want him to witness. But the door is unlocked, so he sneaks in and takes it. There is an unexpected aspect to what he wasn't supposed to witness and he is seen leaving, but he borrows what he wanted with no significant adverse consequences. The scene could have presented many complications and repercussions. There were opportunities for burlesque, slapstick, mistaken identity and other comic devices that could have made the scene much more interesting, like the pizza on the ceiling in DWMC, but they weren't developed. At one point, Oliver "borrows" a vehicle. Having seen "Risky Business," "Con Air," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and dozens of other films, we expect the vehicle to be totally trashed, contain something vitally important to some nasty characters or result in other problems and complications. Instead, the owner thanks him.

With the failure to compound problems, the dark night of the soul, in Snyder's terms, where all seems lost, seems more like early twilight. The girl has stormed off for reasons related to where he is, not who he is. The stakes haven't increased by much. We're not all in. It doesn't feel life-or-death, now-or-never.

Too much occurs off-screen. A car is stolen off-screen, which adds an element of mystery as to the identity of the thief, but robs the scene of opportunities to show Oliver complicating matters and causing or facilitating the theft. The climatic showdown is also largely off-screen.

Usually in this type of fool triumphant (another Snyder term) film, the straight girl is beyond the comic hero's reach, as in "Get Smart" or "Johnny English." She's far more capable, centered, intelligent and successful. Here the love interest seems within reach and is too easily captured.

Oliver's only objective, besides getting stoned, is to get back what was stolen from him. In DWMC, Jesse and Chester had other objectives relating to gifts for their girlfriends and helping clean their apartment. Later there were subplots about missing money and aliens and some sort of strange cosmic device. When Oliver buys food, he just buys it. Chester and Jesse engage in a long exchange with the speaker at a drive-through restaurant. When J&C get stoned, they do weird and funny things. Oliver puts his brain in park and zones out. There is one long undercranked sequence where he really doesn't do much (and certainly nothing to advance the plot). In the morning, we find things got a little more interesting, but it happened off-screen.

I think it was Michael Shurtleff who wrote that playwrights make their characters drunk for one reason only, to imbue them with honesty. Being drunk on screen should not be about stumbling about, slurred speech, frequent urination or nausea. It should be about tearing away inhibitions so the characters can say what they really feel without filtering their sentiments through a sieve of political correctness and social norms. Being stoned on screen should not be about zoning out or behaving foolishly. It should be about whimsical and nonsensical notions that suddenly make sense in some ironic manner or something. I'm not a stoner. Perhaps I don't know what it should be about. Having watched the movie, one has the impression the writers don't really know either.
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4/10
Predictably poor and severely lacking laughs
adamonIMDb24 March 2017
I thought I would give 'Oliver, Stoned' a chance despite the bad reviews because they can often be misleading. On this occasion, however, 4.2 is about right. Whilst not as bad as I feared, it's certainly a downgrade on just about any comedy I've seen of late.

I'd be interested to know the target audience of this film, who exactly they thought was going to like this. The humour is so dumb it would only appeal to someone with an extremely low IQ. The film isn't particularly badly made, it's just not funny.

A predictably poor comedy movie with very few laughs. Ordinarily, I would say disappointing, but my expectations were already low going it to it.
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2/10
Lacks soul
lurpak4 May 2015
just watched this on Amazon prime, because I'm running out of things to watch. I would say this is a Seth Rogan film if it wasn't for the fact he ain't in it. This is no compliment, if your a Seth rogan fan then you'll probably think it's OK. The characters are so one dimensional they could be served with paper cut outs The acting has been criticised, I honestly don't think the actors or their acting was too bad, it's a weak film and as the saying goes you can't polish a t**d. The storyline has the typical "sethroganesq" stoner screw up guy, who keeps failing at all things in pursuit of weed, a disappointed dad who not only appears to be only ten years his senior for the nearly thirty something stoner living life as though he's 17 (hence the repeating Seth rogan references (did I say that I don't think Seth rogan should be allowed in front of a still camera never mind a movie camera) I got about an hour into the film when I found myself making use of the skip 10 seconds facility that Amazon provides, then I asked myself why I was wasting my valuable 4am time of insomnia on this when there's a bathroom floor I could be scrubbing or ironing that could be done...anything that would mean I don't have to waste my life on this film. That said I pity the actors and crew that probably wasted a lot more than one hour making this drainage. So, to end, I recommend the writer or final script editors that put this together as a script go back to Taco Bell and start wiping down the tables where they belong. Please send a cheque to compensate me for my time. It is in the interest of humanity I have bothered to take further time to write this review...may the Lord have mercy on your souls. Avoid this film, and avoid any film the writers make...note to self make a mental note of their names, wait don't risk forgetting...get a tattoo Jazz Kalkot and Tom Moris...you...you are to blame...don't go trying to pin it on the actors.
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2/10
Absolute Tripe
unclet-3016916 May 2020
I would have given this a lower rating, but I've actually seen far worse. Poorly written flat characterizations, wooden and sorry acting. Not one laugh out loud moment. Watch this only if you have nothing else left to do.
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1/10
Worst Movie Ever
Baris-Mk11 April 2015
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One of the worst movies in the history of movie making ! the story the writing the producing is so bad. they didn't put any effort into making this movie. I think no one should waste his time watching a movie like this. If you are going to spend a money on a movie at least do it right, I think they just wasted a lot of money on nothing, They should of spent it wisely, the rating here was 4.0/10, But I think it should be somewhere around the (2) like a 2.1 or a 2.0, because its really bad. It is supposed to be about a guy who gets high, stoned, but the worst part is the acting they don't even know how to act, neither they know anything about weed or about getting high.
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6/10
Better than I expected
skirtsweeperz4 August 2015
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With a name like Oliver, Stoned. i didn't expect this movie to be very deep, but last night it popped up on amazon so i decided to give it a shot. It started out like you'd expect a typical buddy/stoner comedy to be. A loser and his drug dealer on the couch talking about nonsense getting high. I wanted to shut it off around the 15 minute mark, but stuck with it so i could at least get my money worth. But then the movie started to surprise me. The main character gets forced to help out Brea Grant's character and a fun adventure begins. It definitely feels like a low budget movie but there are some fun parts through out. I really laughed hard during the dubstep ice cream scene and the part when oliver and megan smoke in the garage together. it ends with a bit of a cheesy message but i at least liked the characters and laughed while watching them. Worth watching if you're looking for something that doesn't take too much thought.
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8/10
The movie deserves better.
walkeradam-823364 March 2024
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I think the movie is pretty good made. Obviously it's a low budget, but story line, charecters, dialogs are good. You may won't laugh too hard but it's a fun movie. Actors are not familiar but a few familiar faces over there. Since covid we don't really have decent movies in Hollywood. But this movie is decent, no dissapoinments while watching.

I likes all charecters, story is not complicated but there are a few surprises. And good thing with the story, we see how wrong smoking for their life.

As I said that the movie deserves better like 5.5 IMDb. At least there is a story and good characterization.
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7/10
Devils Advocate Here
msjgraves-5879527 May 2021
I really liked this movie for several very specific reasons:

1. I am from the area where this main character lives, and it is seriously so on point. I could name you at least 45 dudes personally that live like this. It's a niche SoCal bro specific very much so to the 805. Represent!

2. I like that the filmography is actually filmed in Oxnard, where the movie is based.

3. It doesn't try to be something it isn't. Classic dumb stoner movie. I've seen way worse made for way more so I'm not mad at it.
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