Supernatural (TV Series)

Road Trip (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Dean Winchester : This don't make us square. I see you again...

  Crowley : I'm dead. Yes, I know. I love you, too.

• Crowley : Right now, I'm the goodest guy you got.

• Crowley : Vote Crowley!

• Castiel : When you betray us, I'll be the one to carve out your heart.

  Crowley : Oh, Cass, such a flirt.

• Gadreel : I will destroy you.

  Crowley : Eat me.

• Cecily : That was Dean Winchester, and... Castiel?

  Crowley : Yes, I know. Without the tie, he's barely recognizable. He's so-...

  Cecily : ...Hot. I mean, human Castiel? Eh. But feathered Castiel? Whew!

• Crowley : The three amigos ride again

  Castiel : Not my amigo.

• Dean Winchester : I don't give a damn who you are. You need to get out. Now!

  Gadreel : And if I don't?

  Crowley : Then you and I will have a lovely little playdate.

• Crowley : Human Castiel?

  Cecily : You heard what happened to him, right?

  Crowley : I've been tied up.

• Castiel : What do you want, then?

  Crowley : Well, for starters... A massage. Between the sitting and the shackles, a body gets a little stiff.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, I ain't rubbing you.

• Dean Winchester : If you mess with Sam, if you try anything-...

  Crowley : I keep my bargains. Besides, I don't want to be inside your brother any longer than I have to. I'm not one for sloppy seconds.

• Castiel : That's why I've never seen him. He's been imprisoned since the dawn of time. Gadreel was the sentry who allowed Lucifer into the Garden.

  Crowley : My, my. A celebrity.

• Crowley : Nice to know someone's still loyal.

  Cecily : [Looks away]  Uh-huh.

  Crowley : That is, of course, if you're not playing both sides?

  Cecily : Wouldn't you?

• Crowley : With Abaddon in charge, you...?

  Cecily : Oh, that "b" with an "itch" ain't the boss. I mean, she's got a few of the more aggro types on her side. But most are just waiting to see who takes the belt - you or her.

  Crowley : They're still afraid of me.

  Cecily : Probably 'cause they don't know you're in cuffs.

• Crowley : I can't teach you how to crack open an angel. It's more art than science. But I can do it for you. All I ask in return is a little field trip. Dying for some fresh air. Chains on, naturally.

  Dean Winchester : No

  Crowley : No? Of course not. Because if I'm plan "A," I'm sure you have a totally viable, much better plan "B."

• Dean Winchester : All right. Let's go.

  Crowley : Shotgun!

  Dean Winchester : Uh, wrong. You're in the back.

  [Cas smirks at Crowley and steps to the front] 

  Dean Winchester : Hey -- you, too. Keep an eye on him.

  [Crowley smirks back at Cas] 

• Crowley : I'm talking to them, the average demon, because I feel their pain. It must have been difficult, with your loving king so cruelly taken from you. I imagine you felt all at sea. And then along came... The brute.

  [He motions to Abaddon] 

  Crowley : She's strong... and a knight and immortal --at the moment. So I'm not surprised that some of my more idiotic subjects bought her line. But now? Good news, fellas.

  [He stands] 

  Crowley : Daddy's home.

• Crowley : See, that's your problem, love. You think this is a fight.

  Abaddon : It's not?

  Crowley : It's a campaign. Hearts and minds, that's what's important.

  [Turns to her minions] 

  Crowley : See, the demons have a choice. Take orders from the world's angriest ginger -- and that's saying something -- or join my team, where everyone gets a say, a virgin, and all the entrails they can eat.

• Crowley : You need to take control, Sam. Blow it up and cast that punk-ass holy roller out!

  [Gadreel appears behind him] 

  Crowley : What?

  [Turns] 

  Crowley : Oh, bollocks.

• Crowley : [about to possess Sam]  While I'm gone, hands off the suit.