Supernatural (TV Series)
Rock and a Hard Place (2013)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester, Ezekiel
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Quotes
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Suzy Lee : Sam. What brought you here to reclaim your virginity?
Sam Winchester : Well. I guess it's because every- woman I've- ever- had relations with, uh, it- hasn't- ended well.
Dean Winchester : [big grin] He ain't lyin'.
[chuckles]
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Sam Winchester : Heading out?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Yeah. I'd tell you boys to stay out of trouble, but what's the point?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : You sure Dean was here?
Sam Winchester : [Holds up "Casa Erotica" DVD] Oh, yeah. And I think he crossed someone off his bucket list.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Her mom said she heard Barb and her fiancé in Barb's bedroom.
Sam Winchester : Going at it?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Well, she said she heard "sex noises", then Barb crying, then Neil telling Barb it didn't count because it was under 30 seconds.
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Sam Winchester : Okay, we don't have time for this.
Tammy : I don't have time for devil worshippers! I'm calling the cops.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I am the cops!
[Punches her]
Tammy : What the fudge, lady?
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Sam Winchester : "Purity pledge"?
Bonnie Fuschau : It's a commitment to your virginity.
Dean Winchester : [Gives Sam a look] I don't think we can really un-ring that bell. You know what I mean?
Bonnie Fuschau : Oh. I see. Well... If you just ask for God's forgiveness for your sins and make a new vow of chastity, well, then, you'll be born again as a virgin in his eyes.
Dean Winchester : So, you just hit the "virginity do-over" button, and all is good with the man upstairs?
Bonnie Fuschau : [Sternly] It's not a button. And this isn't just a piece of paper. I mean, this is your clean slate, your chance to be a virgin until marriage.
Dean Winchester : Well, you had me at "clean slate"" Let's do this.
[Him and Sam sign papers]
Bonnie Fuschau : [Takes them smiling] Congratulations, Sam and Dean Winchester. You are both virgins.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Oak stained in virgin blood. Where are we gonna get a virgin?
Sam Winchester : [Remembers pledge] I'm a virgin!
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Smiles] I think we need the real McCoy here, Sam.
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Sam Winchester : Maybe angels harvesting vessels? Could be a Buddy Boyle type thing.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Wh-- angels? You're joking.
Dean Winchester : Don't get your pants on fire. They suck.
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Sam Winchester : Did you get---?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Born again?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Oh, Sam. I don't make promises I can't keep.
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Sam Winchester : Wee bit of an over-share, Dean?
Dean Winchester : I was purifying.
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Sam Winchester : It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I'm sorry-- dragons? Those are a thing?
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Too many things are things.
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Sam Winchester : I couldn't help but think of those who weren't here.
Bonnie Fuschau : Oh. Honor. She's my favorite.
Tammy : [Overhears, is super offended] Ack!
[after Bonnie leaves, she walks up to Sam]
Tammy : Her favorite? She has no idea what kind of girl Honor is.
Sam Winchester : You don't say.
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Dean Winchester : Guess who's taking the teacher home. "Research".
Sam Winchester : You really think you're gonna hit that? Dean, she's the chastity counselor.
Dean Winchester : [Smirks] Yeah, I know.