- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm just saying, the show seems a little white.
- Ben Skyler: It's set in London. In 1888.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: So what are you saying? Black people hadn't been invented yet?
- Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter: I've heard it both ways / the right way and then yours / I've heard it both ways / Let's not open any sores / I've heard it right and wrong / Don't diph my thong anymore
- Coroner Woody Strode: [Meeting serial killer "Yang" at an autopsy] Hopefully your husband here
- [motions to her guard]
- Coroner Woody Strode: doesn't mind you being in the same room with a naked man?
- Mr. Yang: [Coyly] Oh, I'm not married.
- Coroner Woody Strode: Well in that case, how about two naked men?
- Carlton Lassiter: Strode, she's a killer.
- Coroner Woody Strode: Agree to agree!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Warning bells ring out cross the ocean / down to Montego Bay / Don't worry all is well, you English jezebels / Help is on the way / Jamaican, Jamaican Inspector Man / Straight from Kingston to Londontown / We all gon' party like it's 1888
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: [Last lines] Me no like this nonsense me hearin' / People slashed from necklace to earrin' / Ripper, leave them prostitutes alone / Jamaican inspectorman / Ripper, stop it, me not gon' tell you again!
- Carlton Lassiter: He will look sane as tax relief compared to the slobbering stew of genetic do-overs that populate the main terminal.
- Dr. Adair: I'm sorry, did you say -...
- Carlton Lassiter: Slobbering stew of genetic do-overs? Yes, I did. But I'm not talking about your whackadoodles. I'm sure they're all lovely.