Miss Meadows (2014)

Katie Holmes: Miss Meadows

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Quotes 

• Miss Meadows : You know marriage has a certain... ring to it. You know, a wedding ring, engagement ring... suffer-ring.

  Sheriff : Oh, you have a very strange sense of humour.

• Sheriff : What may I ask are you doing?

  Miss Meadows : I'm dancing to your accordion.

  Sheriff : I'm not that good. It's a work in progress.

  Miss Meadows : Isn't everything?

• Miss Meadows : If others need what I can spare, I must with them my treasures share.

• [repeated line] 

  Miss Meadows : Toodle-lo

• Miss Meadows : [to murderer at Weenie Stand]  You're of no use to society. You'll waste innocent taxpayers' dollars, abuse the weak legal system and enter a cowardly plea of insanity to a morally bankrupt defense attorney. For what? Oh, and once incarcerated, you're gonna cost taxpayers approximately $47,000 per year. So you know what? Make sure you point the barrel of the gun to the back of the throat.

• [last lines] 

  Derek Pierson : I think I changed my mind

  Miss Meadows : That is so not an option for you

• Miss Meadows : Did you know that the accordion is the second least-appreciated musical instrument. Right ahead of the bagpipe, and right behind the dead-kitten flute?