- Taco: When's Heather getting here?
- Andre: Oh, she can't come. She's eight months pregnant so she can't fly.
- Taco: Oh man, that was gonna be my wedding gift for you!
- Andre: To get my sister pregnant?
- Taco: No. I was gonna not have sex with your sister. I was gonna spare you the awkwardness of knowing that we were rubbing wet spots on your special weekend.
- Andre: Don't... Please don't say wet spots.
- Taco: How did she even get pregnant? She hates it in that hole.