White Collar (TV Series)

Out of the Frying Pan (2013)

Willie Garson: Mozzie

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Quotes 

• David Siegel : [holding Mozzie at gunpoint]  Get your hands up. You're not going anywhere.

  Mozzie : Uh, tell that to Emil Berliner.

  [remotely activates a gramophone, distracting Siegel, and runs off] 

• Mozzie : Can we trade jobs?

  Neal Caffrey : Nope.

  Mozzie : Are you sure?

  Neal Caffrey : I'm sure.

  Mozzie : I'm not the one who thinks my teeth need a different host.

  Neal Caffrey : Well, they do. You're not usually this squeamish.

  Mozzie : Well, pulling my own teeth is one thing, but a dead man's? On the off chance that there actually is a heaven, this is definitely gonna get me barred.

  Neal Caffrey : I think we took heaven off the table a long time ago, Mozzie.

  Mozzie : Fine, I'll go to the morgue, but I'm doing this under protest.

  Neal Caffrey : Duly noted. I'll meet you back here in half an hour with combustibles.

  Mozzie : Great, whatever you get, just make sure it makes a loud boom.

  Neal Caffrey : I can do that.

• Mozzie : Babies in baskets rarely arrive with birth certificates. I was no exception. I was homeless, nameless, purposeless.

  Neal Caffrey : Histrionic.

  Mozzie : You'll never really understand the plight of the orphaned, not truly.

• Mozzie : Seriously? Gasoline and Styrofoam? Don't you think homemade napalm is a bit vulgar for Teddy's final au revoir?

  Neal Caffrey : You said you wanted a loud boom, Moz. Beggars can't be choosers.

  Mozzie : Oh, common misconception. If you had spent any significant time beggaring.

  Neal Caffrey : Really?

  Mozzie : Fine. Napalm, but I will remember this next time we fake your death.

  Neal Caffrey : Fair enough.