The Calculator (2014) User Reviews

Awaste of potential

[gianmarcoronconi · 5/10 · 1 September 2023]

This is not really a review, it should be taken more as a collection of impressions of the film.

This movie has crazy potential but it's done so badly that it's almost completely wasted. The film wants to be a great film of social criticism with a dystopian future rendered very well and then transformed into a journey of growth of both positive and negative characters. Talking about the characters they are also very well characterized so where does this film lose its potential? Well a lot is lost with terrible special effects and the rest is terribly wasted with the abominable acting performance.

Ok, but you will be angry.

[iddqdllc · 5/10 · 10 March 2022]

So so movie, but you will be constantly irritated by dumb woman that follows the main character. She constantly creates problems, but calculator can't calculate that the problem is her.

A bad joke.

[theslider-31673 · 1/10 · 20 July 2015]

(spoiler free) This movie has the most idiotic Sci-fi setting and scenario i've ever seen. It's so bad you'll be face-palming at each and every scene after (if not in the middle of) the main protagonist's introduction.

In this movie, the female lead explains in the first 10 minutes that women are incredible because as soon as a man starts saying dumb nonsense, they believe in it without question and become a brainless slave to that man. Also, whenever she tries to ask smart questions, the movie moves on to the next scene. And I though SHE was the main protagonist because she is the narrator but instead it's the guy that keeps secrets and acts in the most manipulative and selfish way possible by putting everyone in danger and playing mind games to achieve his goals. And when he thinks it's the end (by the end), he decides that he'd rather be killed (not a spoiler)...

Aaaanyway, the characters are bad, the sci-fi setting is lame, the scenario is full of plot holes and I wish I didn't watch this but hey, now I can actually prevent others from making the same mistake...

Poor Sci-Fi

[bzz-52290 · 1/10 · 8 June 2021]

I am still watching the movie as I write this... I am not sure if the script is poor or its the french translation. I will force myself to finish it, but after 30+ minutes it feels like waste of time.

Not a good movie, but worth it for the shift in perspective

[siderite · 6/10 · 19 July 2015]

The problems with the film are mostly technical. The actors are really bad and the direction is next to non existent. The special effects are decent, but can't cope with the lack of movie making skills. For some unfathomable reason Vinnie Jones is in this, too.

Where the movie shines, though, is the hero. Where an American movie would have placed some blonde athlete as the protagonist, saving the girl by the power of his muscles and emotions, the Russian hero is a wimpy ex-aparatchic, a smart guy who thinks of solutions in advance of facing the problems. Cold, like a computer, but capable of some human emotions, he survives by the force of his brain. Reminds me of the Russian sci-fi of old, where the actors were all scientists and engineers. We need more of that.

The made for the French version of this film is called Titanium for some dumb reason, so people will have trouble not only hearing of the film, but also finding it on IMDb, like I have and also finding a decent translation.

Bottom line: the low quality in directing and acting make this a movie difficult to recommend. Something hard to understand, since the Russians have a decent film school. I wish they would invest more in Russian sci-fi stories, which are usually refreshingly original and closer to my heart. Or maybe I am just melancholic about my childhood.

Good independent scifi

[Alcaminhante · 8/10 · 26 July 2021]

I bought it on bluray because i collect scifi b movies and i was pleasently surprised.

Not original but really atmospheric with great ideas for the monsters, good main character and some cool spaceships designs with a tron flavour. Overall i dont think it has major flaws, its simple but fun, and i really enjoyed it.

Very giod b movie which works great in russian too.

A thinking man on the run

[unbrokenmetal · 7/10 · 13 October 2015]

A thousand years after mankind began to colonize the stars, this movie takes a look at the planet XT 59. There is only one big city on this planet, surrounded by a wasteland which is full of hostile creatures (most of them rather plants than animals). Ten prisoners are sent into the wasteland and that equals almost a death penalty. They can either make it to an island beyond the wasteland, or they will perish. Ervin (Evgeniy Mironov) and Kristi (Anna Chipovskaya) attempt to cross the wasteland on their own, while the others stay together under the leadership of the brutal criminal Yust (Vinnie Jones), believing he is the only one who can take them across the 'swamp' (actually a stony desert in Iceland) alive...

The Russian original title 'Vychislitel' ('calculator') refers to the special skills of Ervin. He is a rather emotionless guy who calculates his chances to survive very carefully. Thus we get a duel between the thinking man and the violent one, quite the opposite of 'Riddick' where simply only the strong survive. In a good tradition of Russian SF this movie is character driven, and the dialogs between Ervin and Kristi during their voyage are well written. I was less convinced with the off monologues, too wordy, explaining more than necessary, while more important questions remain open, for example the motivation of the government and the reasons for the system. All in all, 'Titanium' aka 'Vychislitel' is an interesting movie, worth watching, but not top of the crop in independent SF.

Decent enough little Russian sci-fi movie

[p-jonsson · 6/10 · 20 August 2015]

This movie appears to have many names. Vychislitel is the original Russian name but in English it appears to be called Calculator, in French Titanium and in German Titanium – Strafplanet XT-59. The English title is, as far as I understand it, the one closest to the original Russian name.

I have to confess that I had some problems following this movie since the original language is, of course, Russian and my Russian is a wee bit rusty as in non-existent. Therefore we had to watch it dubbed which is something I normally never do. Unfortunately the French are lousy (arrogant) when it comes to foreign movies and even on a Blu-ray disc they can generally only be bothered to include a French sound track if the original movie is not English. Thus we had to watch it in French and my French is not really good enough to understand all the nuances.

Anyway this is a fairly decent little science fiction movie. Not a great one but definitely decent. The story is perhaps not the most innovative around. On a planet rather hostile to human life with a totalitarian government controlling the inhabitant's lives in minute detail, including who they marry etc… a group of condemned prisoners are let loose on the planets surface where they are expected to die. Naturally some of them do not but manages to undertake a journey which brings them to a secret hideout with the means to escape. The movie tells the story about their journey.

The reason we bought this movie was because me and my oldest son saw the trailer on TV (I know, you should never buy a movie based on the trailer) and it looked quite cool with some original special effects. There are indeed some cool looking special effects in this movie. The black and hostile landscape are quite cool and it is filled with some rather original life forms. All of them very hostile towards anything biological that moves of course.

Unfortunately the movie did not appear to be made on a very high budget. The monsters and the scenery are quite cool as I wrote but a lot of the movie is spent on people walking, people talking or people arguing. A lot of the cool stuff was shown in the trailer though. Having said that, the scenery and the acting was still quite decent although, as I also said, I did struggle a bit to follow all of the interactions.

As a whole it was an interesting movie if you are a science fiction fan but people looking for a special effects and action loaded movie will probably be disappointed. I did not feel like a waste of time for me (I am a science fiction fan after all) but it was not a "wow this movie was good" moment either.

A Solid Sci-Fi Film

[JackDuckworthsTechnoPigeon · 8/10 · 11 December 2021]

I stumbled across this by accident and it ended up being better than expected.

The plot is decent and has enough twists to keep your attention throughout. The black & white setting of the planet gives it a stark feel, which works well. CGI effects are good and the swamp creatures are relatively original.

The acting overall is not great but is definitely passable. Evgeniy Mironov stands out in this respect and his performance was excellent throughout.

The inclusion of Vinnie Jones was slightly bizarre although it did get my attention at the start. I watched it in the original Russian so hearing him dubbed was a little odd but you quickly get used to it.

The ending leaves room for a sequel although as far as I can tell, there has not been one?

In conclusion, it won't go down as classic sci-fi, but it is a solid, decent sci-film film that is well worth watching.