Artemis Fowl (2020)
Josh Gad: Mulch Diggums
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Quotes
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Mulch Diggums : [regarding Commander Root] Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie, if David Bowie were a fairy? So essentially, you're David Bowie. Do you think the humans will ever find out he was one of us?
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[last lines]
Artemis Fowl : Are you ready to get back to work?
Mulch Diggums : I thought you'd never ask!
Artemis Fowl : We have some unfinished business.
Mulch Diggums : I love my job!
[chuckles, salutes Holly Short, who is flying outside]
Artemis Fowl Sr. : Okay. Let's go.
[flies helicopter into the sunset]
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Mulch Diggums : [to Root] Listen to the two of us, grunting at each other like a pair of hippos with a throat infection.
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MI6 Interrogator : We want to know everything about the man you work for.
Mulch Diggums : The man?
[chuckles, shakes his hand]
Mulch Diggums : Oh, oh no. This isn't about the father. This is about the son.
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Mulch Diggums : [holding up an object] A tracking device. Designed by the kid. Clap your hands if you believe in fairies.
[the glass ceiling above him shatters and a ladder appears]
Mulch Diggums : That's my ride!
MI6 Interrogator : Lockdown. Get back here, you filthy little dwarf!
Mulch Diggums : Dwarfus Giganticus!
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Mulch Diggums : A criminal? A criminal, that's what you think I am? I am so much more than a criminal. Well, um, technically, most of what I do is criminal activity, but I'm also an artist.
Commander Root : You're picking my pocket.