- The Collector: My collectables, out of their packaging! You're no longer in mint condition and more trouble than you're worth.
- She-Hulk: Sure, just use the teleporter he says, beam the others out. What about the part where I don't read Alien Jerk language?
- Hulk: So what are you, some kinda Collector?
- The Collector: I am 'the' Collector. And I know who you are, the rampaging Hulk and the masked vigilante Spider-Man. I've researched this planet to learn which heroes to collect. From monitoring your trusted information dispenser J. Jonah Jameson, it's clear that you two do not qualify.
- Spider-Man: I don't qualify as a hero? You can't listen to anything J. Jonah Jerk-face says. I mean, Wolverine? Wolverine is a hero and I'm not? That guy runs around stabbing people. And he smells like wet dog, which in itself is a punchable crime.
- Spider-Man: You are unclear on the whole 'turning' concept.
- Hulk: Bought enough time to get you into a spacesuit, didn't I?
- Spider-Man: Yeah, She-Hulk's spacesuit. Thanks a lot.
- Spider-Man: Never thought your giant green ninja skills would come in so handy.
- Hulk: I never thought your ability to talk would come in so handy.