The Originals (TV Series)

Fruit of the Poisoned Tree (2013)

Daniel Gillies: Elijah Mikaelson

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• Elijah Mikaelson : Nobody hurts my family and lives.

• Elijah Mikaelson : I do hope my siblings were hospitable in my absence.

  Hayley : [mildly sarcastic]  In your absence, as you like to call it, which is a way-too-polite way of saying that your brother put a dagger in your heart. I have been attacked by French Quarter vampires. I've had to live in a house with a secret dungeon full of coffins, and I was nearly murdered by witches who are convinced that my baby is Lucifer.

• Rebekah Mikaelson : [reading over his shoulder]  What are you doing with Mother's spell-book?

  Elijah Mikaelson : Well, in exchange for my freedom, I promised the witch Davina that I would share a few pages from Mother's grimoire. To help her to learn to control her magic. I thought we'd begin with a little unlinking spell.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Wait. You want to use her to unlink Hayley from Sophie Deveraux?

  Elijah Mikaelson : Sophie brought us to this town under false pretenses. She doesn't just want us to take down Marcel and his minions, she wants to take Davina back. So, she yolked her own cause to ours, with magic threats and half-truths. Well, no more. As of now, our deal with Sophie Deveraux is null and void.

• Elijah Mikaelson : I explained to my little brother, that forgiveness cannot be bought. I'd simply prefer to see a change in behavior that indicates contrition and personal growth.

• Elijah Mikaelson : Good morning.

  Hayley : [smiles]  Hey. Listen, I know I'm the only one in this house that actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it's on the grocery list?

  Rebekah Mikaelson : [passing through on her way to clean up the living room carpet]  Speaking of, add bleach.

  Elijah Mikaelson : You know, I do hope my siblings were hospitable to you in my absence.

  Hayley : In your absence, as you like to call it, which is a way too polite way of saying that your brother put a dagger in your heart, I have been attacked by French Quarter vampires, I've had to live in a house with a secret dungeon full of coffins, and I was nearly murdered by witches who are convinced that my baby is Lucifer.

  [Elijah is preparing breakfast cereal for her, and, yes, there is milk after all] 

  Hayley : Oh. Milk.

  [has change of heart:] 

  Hayley : They've been fine. Your siblings are weirdly protective. I know I have to thank you for that.

  Elijah Mikaelson : I'm just happy to see that you're in one piece. So, back to the murderous witches.

  [hands over spoon] 

  Elijah Mikaelson : I have some concerns.

  Hayley : They're evil. And my life is still magically linked to Sophie Deveraux,

  [shakes her head] 

  Hayley : which is not comforting.

  Elijah Mikaelson : Yeah, I think it's time we took care of that little problem.

  Rebekah Mikaelson : [passing through, dragging something]  I am all for that. As soon as they are unlinked, we get to leave this crap town.

  [it's the body of the dead girl] 

  Rebekah Mikaelson : Who do we have to kill?

  Elijah Mikaelson : Probably no one.

  [sees Hayley's disbelieving eyes] 

  Elijah Mikaelson : All right, potentially everyone.

• [last lines] 

  Rebekah Mikaelson : [in car, answering cell-phone]  Goodbye means goodbye, Elijah.

  Elijah Mikaelson : Is she with you?

  Rebekah Mikaelson : What the hell are you talking about?

  Elijah Mikaelson : Hayley's gone. Where is she?

  Rebekah Mikaelson : What?

  Klaus Mikaelson : [behind Elijah]  Marcel was here.