- Rico: Oh, crap! I forgot my backpack. Jo's probably burning it right now anyway.
- Lacey Porter: Rico, I didn't mean to call you out like that.
- Rico: I guess I can buy a new backpack. Probably some new textbooks. Probably just switch schools and all my classes.
- Danny Desai: Dude, dude. Don't worry, she'll probably forgive you. 90 % of her wrath is directed at me and Lacey anyway.
- Rico: Wait, wait, wait... Oh, God, are you... are you saying 10 % of that was directed towards me? I need to go home. Now.
- Tess Masterson: [hands Rico the backpack] Found it. Here you go.
- Rico: Thanks, Mrs. Masterson. Um... Do you... could you tell Jo to call me, if she wants...?
- Tess Masterson: Yeah.
- Rico: And tell her I said hi. Okay... Or, actually, tell her that I said hi and then to call me. In that order.
- Rico: What time is she supposed to be back?
- Kyle Masterson: Who knows? She's hanging out with this guy, Tyler, at his filmclub.
- Rico: Ty... Tyler?
- Kyle Masterson: See? Rico doesn't like the guy either.
- Tess Masterson: Kyle, we have to trust Jo to make the right choices.
- Kyle Masterson: I guess. But her taste in men leaves a lot to be desired.
- Rico: Amen to that.
- [Kyle and Tess look at him]
- Rico: Did I say that out loud?