On this inaugural episode, Jay and Reed discuss such banal topics as friendship, the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster, and how to talk down a suicide jumper.
The first ever Cantankerous / Fishing with Tom crossover episode. Reed and Tom talk about their favourite holiday memories and what Christmas means to them.
Reed puts his disc jockey skills to the test, and we also discuss the joys of being unemployed, bug-infested Star Trek chocolate bars and oxidization as a weapon against Terminators.
This week/month/year we talk about, among other things, Reed\'s physical deformities, the benefits of plastic surgery, the best way to preserve Star Trek waffles and Reed tries to figure out why Asian people\'s eyes are the way they are.
Jay and Reed go on a Christmas shopping spree south of the border, and we discuss New Year\'s resolutions, medieval helmets, and the art of picking up a computer.
Reed gets on his horse to offer an opinion on Inception and discuss various aspects of dreaming, plus Jay and Reed reveal the winner of their celebrity Twitter contest.
Reed shares his regrets in not pursuing a career in the arts, his slow descent into reclusion, and his reasoning for carrying a dummy wallet when walking the streets of Thorold, Ontario at night.