Smothered (2016)

Dane Rhodes: Randy

Quotes 

• Kane : Damn it, Agness. Is he dead?

  Agness : Shit no. All he is, is wet. Missed and he's pissed himself.

  Randy : That's Agness? Dude. That chick would boil your rabbit.

• Randy : You have, ah, tattoos. I like tattoos.

  Dee Dee : Well, I have three, Randy. Got one here... and one here.

  Don : Where's lucky number three?

  Dee Dee : Well Don, if you saw that one, I'd have to kill you.

• Don : You gonna talk over him?

  Kane : We didn't bury him.

  Don : Well, it looked like you were gonna say something. So either say it or cover him the fuck up.

  Trixie : Poor R.A.

  Don : Why are we wasting our time with Thelma? There's a great RV just down the road.

  Randy : What the hell are you talking about?

  Don : Well... the old fucker's dead. He died of a heart attack or AIDS or some damn thing. And I had to shoot mini Cujo. So let's take his RV.

  Kane : So because he's dead, we can just take his RV?

  Don : He sure as fuck isn't gonna use it.

• Soggy Christian : Hey, where's Malcolm?

  Randy : Found a boat, his hat, spare tire but no Malcolm.

  Trixie : The hell did you get us into anyway, Kane?

  Kane : Got you into a thousand bucks, that's what.

  Trixie : Got us into a cluster fuck.

  Kane : Take needle dick here down to the old fucker's RV and bring it up here. At least all of us can sleep inside tonight.

  Don : Come on, bounce-boy.

  Randy : You old fuckers are funny.

• Randy : Why can't you sleep outside, R.A.?

  R.A. : You'll laugh.

  Malcolm : R.A.! I won't laugh. I promise.

  R.A. : You will. You all will.

  Kane : R.A. We're your friends, we're not gonna fuckin' laugh! What?

  R.A. : I'm afraid of the dark.

  [they burst out in laughter]