Smothered (2016)

R.A. Mihailoff: R.A.

Quotes 

• Kid : [to R.A]  Which one are you?

  Kane : That's R.A. Mihailoff. He's the shit. The real deal. He can't talk because his mother burned his tongue out with a curling iron when he was... Wait, how old are you?

  Kid : Eleven. I like the fourth quiltface better. The fourth quiltface was cool.

  Kane : The fourth quiltface was CGI.

  R.A. : I was eleven.

  Kid : If your mother burned your tongue out when you were eleven, how come you can talk now?

  R.A. : You're eleven now. How come you can talk?

  Kid : Because I'm alive, you moron.

  R.A. : I can fix that.

  [brings out a circular saw] 

• R.A. : You weren't in number three. Richard was number three.

  Kane : I know that. But he'd do the same for me. May God rest his soul.

  R.A. , Soggy Christian : May God rest his soul.

• R.A. : We call top bunk.

  Kane : Nobody calls top bunk.

  Soggy Christian : Who died and made you Thelma's king?

  Kane : She's my motorhome. I am the king of Thelma.

  Soggy Christian : Thelma is a Mini Winnie. And a Mini Winnie does not make a motorhome!

• Randy : Why can't you sleep outside, R.A.?

  R.A. : You'll laugh.

  Malcolm : R.A.! I won't laugh. I promise.

  R.A. : You will. You all will.

  Kane : R.A. We're your friends, we're not gonna fuckin' laugh! What?

  R.A. : I'm afraid of the dark.

  [they burst out in laughter]