Hugh Davidson: Limo Driver, Hugh Davidson, Waiter, A.F.O.S., Abner Callmouth Griegs, Airport Announcement, Alien 1, Barber, Ben, Car Wash Attendent, Carol's Co-Worker #1, Chainsaw Charlie, Clerk, Co-Pilot, Councilman Dilfer, Dean Hutchinson, Delivery Guy, Driver, Frank Stein, Gary Kasparov, Head Valet, Herman Kunt, Hermann Schmidt, Homeless Guy, Jason, Jerry Jones, Landon, Leslie, Male Passenger, Man with Whip, Matt O'Sullivan, Mayor Joe Schaeffer, Mechanic, Neil, News Anchor, Old Man, Prisoner, Produce Guy, Rafael, Rick, SWAT Commander, Sergio Sanchez, Soldier, Tanner Bristow, The Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Tour Guide, Tourament Emcee, Tucker P. Monahan, Uncle Jeff, Veterinarian, Warden