Unforgettable (TV Series)

Line Up or Shut Up (2013)

Poppy Montgomery: Carrie Wells

Quotes 

• Al Burns : Jay ran some background on Emminger. Nothing.

  Carrie Wells : You know, guys like him make me miss the creeps we had to deal with in Queens.

  Al Burns : Really? You miss One-Eyed Danny the drug dealer?

  Carrie Wells : I loved One-Eyed Danny the drug dealer.

• Elon : Final days! Computers, tablets! All digital, half price! Closing sale, today only!

  Carrie Wells : No, thank you.

  Elon : Flat screen. I give you half price.

  Carrie Wells : No, no, thanks.

  Elon : You need DVD player?

  Carrie Wells : No one needs a DVD player.

• Carrie Wells : It's, um... Elon, right?

  Elon : No, my name is Ami.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, that's weird, because you told me it was Elon three weeks ago, when you tried to sell me a cell phone at 5:14 p.m. at 22nd and Sixth Avenue.

  Elon : No, not me.

  Carrie Wells : Yeah, you. And also again in March. March 18, 5:28 p.m. 26th and Second. You were having another going out of business sale. And weirdly, here you are, still in business.

  Elon : What can I say? Times are tough.

  Carrie Wells : [pointing to his flyer]  That camcorder right there, that model is two years old, and I saw it online for $255.95, and you're selling it "on sale" for $475. That flat screen TV, 720p, not 1080p, and if my memory serves me correctly - which it pretty much always does - it's plasma, not LED.

  Elon : Okay, lady, what is your problem?

  Carrie Wells : You want to know what my problem is? You are ripping off innocent people with your phoney-baloney going out of business sales. Here's the other problem.

  [flashing her badge] 

  Carrie Wells : I'm a cop. So unless you want to go out of business for real, I suggest you clean up your act. Go in there, send Marshall and his nice girlfriend on their way, okay?

  Elon : Whatever you say.

  Carrie Wells : All right. You have a good day.

• Carrie Wells : [seeing a fancy sports car]  Ooh, your chariot awaits.

  Al Burns : Ah. I prefer the subway.

  Carrie Wells : Sure you do.

  Al Burns : What's that supposed to mean?

  Carrie Wells : I don't know. It's just... you've changed your look since we moved out of Queens.

  Al Burns : Like what?

  Carrie Wells : [giving him a once-over]  Well... you're not buying your shoes at Soles4Less anymore.

  Al Burns : Come on. One pair of nice shoes?

  Carrie Wells : First it's the shoes, then you'll have the Rolex. You're starting to look a little bit like Eliot.

  [seeing his look] 

  Carrie Wells : It's nice. He's snazzy.

• Joanne Webster : Okay, my preliminary indicates he was clean. No drugs or alcohol at all. Handsome boy.

  Carrie Wells : Yeah.

  Joanne Webster : Okay, powder burns around the entry wound indicate the gun was close.

  Carrie Wells : Close enough to see his face, even if it was dark?

  Joanne Webster : The barrel was within two to three inches. Whoever shot him knew he was not Emminger.

  Carrie Wells : And all of Switzerland sighs in relief.

• Stevie McKinnon : I paid those tickets.

  Al Burns : No, Steven. We're here to talk about Francisco and Ezequiel Nadal.

  Carrie Wells : And the Triple X street racing crew.

  Naomi McKinnon : Street racing, Stevie?

  Stevie McKinnon : L-Listen, you want my keys, just t-take my keys, okay? But-but you can't prove anything. Ooh.

  Al Burns : [he runs away]  Oh, you got to be kidding me.

• Carrie Wells : [chasing a suspect]  Let me drive! I ran a 10K here once. I know this neighborhood like the back of my hand.

  Al Burns : My car, I drive. You navigate.

  Carrie Wells : I love it when you're articulate.

• Carrie Wells : What are these scratches here?

  Alma Delaney : What are you talking about? What scratches?

  Carrie Wells : I got a car with scratches just like these. A Ferrari. It's evidence in a murder investigation. The murder of Ezequiel Nadal.

  Alma Delaney : I-I told you, I never seen the kid before. I don't know nothing about no murder.

  Al Burns : You know about the Organized Crime Control Act?

  Alma Delaney : What's that?

  Al Burns : It's the law that makes running a chop shop for stolen car parts illegal.

  Carrie Wells : There's also a little thing called obstructing a murder investigation, so unless you want to be making the license plates you're currently removing off of stolen cars, I suggest you take another look at the picture.

• Eliot Delson : I am not interfering with your investigation.

  Carrie Wells : I didn't say "interfering with", I said...

  Eliot Delson : I know what you said. The particular word was very evocative.

  Al Burns : Eliot, we have a list of people who were ripped off buying phony cars. Our killer is probably on that list.

  Eliot Delson : And I simply wanted to review that list, maybe save you guys some time.

  Al Burns : Review?

  Carrie Wells : I'm feeling the need to use that word again.

• Carrie Wells : [after informing Emminger his cars are fakes]  You know, he seemed genuinely surprised.

  Al Burns : I thought so, too.

  Carrie Wells : Hmm. By the way, you were very discreet. Nice discretion.

  Al Burns : You were pretty good. Couldn't help yourself with the bribery line.

• Eliot Delson : Good job today.

  Carrie Wells : All for nothing, though, right?

  Al Burns : Does that creep really get immunity?

  Carrie Wells : Oh, make your friends at City Hall happy; no diplomatic scandal.

  Eliot Delson : Funny thing about that. Did you know diplomatic immunity is a privilege that can be waived by the visiting ambassador? Well, after a lovely talk with me, turns out the Swiss see the value in having a friend in Major Crimes. A point I believe I was trying to make with you earlier. Immunity's waived. Emminger stands trial for murder.

• Carrie Wells : Hello.

  Al Burns : Hey. You want to take it for a spin before they haul it away?

  Carrie Wells : No, no, no. Not my style. Besides, I think the Italians made a big mistake with the Ferrari.

  Al Burns : Is that right?

  Carrie Wells : No backseat.

  Al Burns : I don't think that's important...

  Carrie Wells : August 14, 2000, south shore, Lake Onondaga. You were driving a 19...

  Al Burns : 1996 Chevy Impala SS. Very usable backseat.

  Carrie Wells : Very usable.

• Carrie Wells : Listen, about those shiny, shiny shoes of yours. I like them.

  Al Burns : Forget it.

  Carrie Wells : I...

  Al Burns : I gave them to the Salvation Army.

  Carrie Wells : Al, why?

  Al Burns : That's okay. They were Gucci knockoffs, anyway.