Unforgettable (TV Series)

Line Up or Shut Up (2013)

Jonathan Hova: Elon

Quotes 

• Elon : Final days! Computers, tablets! All digital, half price! Closing sale, today only!

  Carrie Wells : No, thank you.

  Elon : Flat screen. I give you half price.

  Carrie Wells : No, no, thanks.

  Elon : You need DVD player?

  Carrie Wells : No one needs a DVD player.

• Carrie Wells : It's, um... Elon, right?

  Elon : No, my name is Ami.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, that's weird, because you told me it was Elon three weeks ago, when you tried to sell me a cell phone at 5:14 p.m. at 22nd and Sixth Avenue.

  Elon : No, not me.

  Carrie Wells : Yeah, you. And also again in March. March 18, 5:28 p.m. 26th and Second. You were having another going out of business sale. And weirdly, here you are, still in business.

  Elon : What can I say? Times are tough.

  Carrie Wells : [pointing to his flyer]  That camcorder right there, that model is two years old, and I saw it online for $255.95, and you're selling it "on sale" for $475. That flat screen TV, 720p, not 1080p, and if my memory serves me correctly - which it pretty much always does - it's plasma, not LED.

  Elon : Okay, lady, what is your problem?

  Carrie Wells : You want to know what my problem is? You are ripping off innocent people with your phoney-baloney going out of business sales. Here's the other problem.

  [flashing her badge] 

  Carrie Wells : I'm a cop. So unless you want to go out of business for real, I suggest you clean up your act. Go in there, send Marshall and his nice girlfriend on their way, okay?

  Elon : Whatever you say.

  Carrie Wells : All right. You have a good day.