Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Pony Up (2013)
Julie Wittner: Perky Saleswoman
Quotes
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[first lines]
Perky Saleswoman : We have on the line with us Victoria from Cleveland. Tell us, Victoria, why are you so excited about these amazing Space Bags?
Victoria Chase : Well, the love of my life was recently thrown into prison, and it turns out that jail cells have no closet space at all. I'll take five hundred.
Melanie Moretti : Victoria!
[grabs the phone]
Melanie Moretti : Miss Chase will not be purchasing Space Bags at this time. Thank you.
Victoria Chase : Why are you shop-blocking me?
Elka Ostrovsky : [Elks enters carrying a shotgun] I heard noises.
Joy Scroggs : Is that thing loaded?
Elka Ostrovsky : One of us is.
Melanie Moretti : Well, we're having an intervention for Victoria.
Elka Ostrovsky : Because of her drinking?
Melanie Moretti : No.
Joy Scroggs : She's grief-shopping,