- Donna Paulsen: You've had too much coffee.
- Harvey Specter: What are you talking about?
- Donna Paulsen: After two cups, your signature slants. After three, it scrawls. And after four, it's chicken scratch. They're not gonna accept these.
- Harvey Specter: You're crazy.
- Donna Paulsen: How many cups have you had today?
- Harvey Specter: [pause] Five. How'd you do that?
- Donna Paulsen: It's what I do. I read, I analyze, I fix.
- Harvey Specter: Bullshit.
- Donna Paulsen: You're wearing a blue shirt, which means you won big in poker last night; you missed a spot shaving, which means you had less than five hours of sleep; and, your left wrist, which you claim you sprained playing basketball, still hasn't healed because your loud tie's hanging ever so slightly to the left - loud, by the way, because you won big in poker last night.
- Harvey Specter: For your information, I didn't lose sleep just because of poker.
- Donna Paulsen: Yeah, you did. Melanie's not in the picture anymore.
- Harvey Specter: You knew about Melanie?
- Donna Paulsen: And Charlotte. And Nadia.
- Harvey Specter: Okay, I don't want you working for me anymore.
- Donna Paulsen: If you want somebody to just sit at her desk, answer your phones and pick up your dry cleaning, then put out a want ad, because that's not me. I'm gonna tell you what I think - and what I think is, if you do this, you're gonna keep doing it.
- Harvey Specter: So, you going to come out and say it?
- Donna Paulsen: Say what?
- Harvey Specter: All those observations. You're into me.
- Donna Paulsen: I'm not into you. I'm Donna.
- Harvey Specter: What's that supposed to mean?
- Donna Paulsen: It means I could do the same thing with Bertha that I did with you.
- Donna Paulsen: All that means is that you're into Bertha, too.
- Donna Paulsen: Hm. What if I am?
- Harvey Specter: We can have a threesome.
- Donna Paulsen: Trust me. If you were ever lucky enough to have me, you wouldn't want to share.
- Harvey Specter: You sure you want to take control in the night?
- Jessica Pearson: Night time's when they're sleeping.
- Harvey Specter: Telling them you're coming shows them respect.
- Jessica Pearson: Not telling them shows them more.
- Harvey Specter: What about honor?
- Jessica Pearson: Harvey, we're lawyers. We're not in the honor business.
- Donna Paulsen: You look happy.
- Louis Litt: Do I?
- Donna Paulsen: Why?
- Louis Litt: Um, I don't know, Donna, it's hard to explain. All right, I'll tell you. Mikado finally slept in my bed last night, and when I woke up this morning, it felt like the whole world was hugging me. I lost nine ounces, my teeth whiteners are working, I found five new hairs on the top of my head, and to top it all off, I just found out that Esther broke her foot in three places.
- Donna Paulsen: Your sister?
- Louis Litt: Yeah, crutches for seven months. Serves her right. Dad's favorite.
- Donna Paulsen: Harvey, this isn't just winning a case. This is head litigator. Scotch isn't good enough. We need, like, a ritual or something.
- Harvey Specter: What'd you have in mind?
- Donna Paulsen: I don't know.
- Harvey Specter: I have an idea.
- Donna Paulsen: I'm listening.
- Harvey Specter: It's not something a gentleman should say out loud.
- Donna Paulsen: Oh, well, then I'm willing to pretend that you're a gentleman.
- [Harvey writes something out on a notepad]
- Donna Paulsen: Okay, you are definitely not a gentleman. What would we even do it with?
- Harvey Specter: Whipped cream.
- Gordon: You know, I'm going to tell you something I never told you before. You might not want to hear it now, but... You know what your grandmother said to me when I told her I was going to ask your mother to marry me?
- Harvey Specter: What?
- Gordon: Don't. Because if she'll cheat on someone else with you, she'll cheat on you with someone else. We had a huge blowout. I told her to shove it up her ass. Lily wouldn't do that. She would... she'd be different with me, because Lily loved me.
- Harvey Specter: Dad...
- Gordon: No, no, let me finish. Ten years later, I found out the other guy thought the same thing. What I'm trying to say is, even if Cameron believes that he'll never make you do it again, he will.
- Jessica Pearson: [meeting Harvey on the roof] Daniel Hardman and I are taking Gordon, Schmidt, and Van Dyke down.
- Harvey Specter: THAT'S why we're up here.
- Jessica Pearson: Did you think we were going to make out?
- Harvey Specter: A man can hope.
- Jessica Pearson: Now what's Cameron Dennis offering you?
- Harvey Specter: Why does he have to be offering me something?
- Jessica Pearson: Because he knows: if you wanna keep someone in your house, offer them a better room.