Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

I Like Kettlecorn (2013)

Jerry Seinfeld: Self - Host

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• David Letterman : [driving his Nissan Leaf]  People just make fun of me when they see me in this car. And I feel like a putz, you know?

  Self - Host : Right. Do you know what a putz is?

  David Letterman : Well, I... yeah.

  Self - Host : Do you know the word schmuck?

  David Letterman : Yeah.

  Self - Host : So, what's the difference?

  David Letterman : A schmuck would be a guy riding around with a putz while he's eating kettle corn. Isn't that how that breaks out?

• David Letterman : [to Seinfeld driving an electric Nissan Leaf]  You really don't like riding in this car.

  Self - Host : No.

  David Letterman : You just wanna burn up as much fossil fuel as you can.

  Self - Host : It's like alcohol, Dave. We have a problem with this stuff. Let's finish it up.

• Self - Host : It's justice. Comedy is the closest thing to justice. If you're funny, you survive. If you're not, you don't.