- Bronn: Your brother ever tell you how I came into his service?
- Jaime Lannister: You stood for him in his trial by combat at the Eyrie.
- Bronn: Aye. But only when Lady Arryn demanded the trial take place that day. You were his first choice. He named you for his champion because he knew you would ride, day and night, to come fight for him. You gonna fight for him now?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: So many men, they risk so little. They spend their whole lives avoiding danger, and then they die. I'd risk everything to get what I want.
- Sansa Stark: And what do you want?
- [pause]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Everything.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused.
- Jaime Lannister: They say the best swords have names. Any ideas?
- [Brienne thinks for a moment]
- Brienne of Tarth: Oathkeeper.
- [Jaime is visiting Tyrion in his cell]
- Jaime Lannister: To tell you the truth, this isn't so bad. Four walls. A pot to piss in. I was chained to a wooden post, covered in my own shit, for months.
- Tyrion Lannister: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
- Jaime Lannister: Maybe a bit.
- [pause]
- Jaime Lannister: I'm sorry I didn't come sooner.
- Tyrion Lannister: It's complicated, yes. So how is our sister?
- Tyrion Lannister: How do you think? Her son died in her arms.
- Tyrion Lannister: "Her" son?
- Jaime Lannister: [quietly] Don't.
- Jaime Lannister: You know what's coming?
- Tyrion Lannister: Mm, my trial for regicide, yes, I know. I know the whole bloody country thinks I'm guilty. I know that one of my three judges has wished me dead more times than I can count, and that judge is my father. As for Cersei, well, she's probably working on a way to avoid a trial altogether by having me killed.
- Jaime Lannister: Now that you mention it, she did ask.
- Tyrion Lannister: So should I turn around and close my eyes?
- Jaime Lannister: Depends. Did you do it?
- [Tyrion looks at Jaime for a moment]
- Tyrion Lannister: "The Kingslayer Brothers". You like it? I like it.
- [pause]
- Tyrion Lannister: You're really asking if I killed your son?
- Jaime Lannister: Are you really asking if I'd kill my brother?
- Jaime Lannister: How can I help you?
- Tyrion Lannister: Well, you can set me free.
- Jaime Lannister: You know I can't.
- Tyrion Lannister: Then there's really nothing else to say.
- Jaime Lannister: What do you want me to do? Kill the guards? Sneak you out of the city in the back of a cart? I'm the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
- Tyrion Lannister: [sarcastically] Sorry, I'd forgotten. I'd hate for you to do something inappropriate.
- Jaime Lannister: Inappropriate? You're accused of killing the king. Freeing you is treason.
- Tyrion Lannister: Except I didn't do it!
- Jaime Lannister: Which is why we're having a trial.
- Tyrion Lannister: [scoffs] A trial! If the killer threw himself before the Iron Throne, confessed to his crimes, and gave irrefutable evidence of his guilt, it wouldn't matter to Cersei. She won't rest until my head's on a spike.
- Jaime Lannister: Not just yours. She's offering a knighthood to whomever finds Sansa Stark.
- Tyrion Lannister: Sansa couldn't have done this.
- Jaime Lannister: She had more reason than anyone in the Seven Kingdoms. Do you think it's a coincidence she disappeared the same night Joffrey died?
- Tyrion Lannister: No, but... Sansa's not a killer. Not yet, anyway.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Remind me, Ser Jorah, how many children did the Great Masters nail to the mile-posts?
- Jorah Mormont: One hundred sixty-three, Khaleesi.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Yes, that was it.
- [the vanquished Masters are led to mile-posts]
- Barristan Selmy: Your Grace, may I have a word?
- [Daenerys knows what's coming, but grants him this]
- Barristan Selmy: The city is yours. All these people, they're your subjects now. Sometimes it is better to answer injustice with mercy.
- Daenerys Targaryen: [steadfast] I will answer injustice with justice.
- [Jaime wonders if Tyrion was responsible for Joffrey's death]
- Jaime Lannister: D'you think he did it?
- Bronn: Nah... he hated the little twat, sure. Who didn't?
- [Jaime gives Brienne his new sword. Brienne examines it]
- Brienne of Tarth: Valyrian steel.
- Jaime Lannister: Mmm. It's yours.
- Brienne of Tarth: [gapes] I can't accept this...
- Jaime Lannister: It was reforged from Ned Stark's sword. You'll use it to defend Ned Stark's daughter. You swore an oath to return the Stark girls to their mother. Lady Stark's dead. Arya's probably dead, too, but there's still a chance to find Sansa and get her somewhere safe.
- [Karl holds up Lord Commander Mormont's skull]
- Karl Tanner: Karl Tanner from Gin Alley, drinking wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont.
- [Karl takes a drink]
- Karl Tanner: [to the skull] Any command for us, Lord Commander? What's that? Fuck 'em till they're dead? Do you hear that, boys? Fuck 'em till they're dead!
- [Karl throws a piece of meat at Rast, who is busy molesting one of Craster's wives]
- Karl Tanner: Go outside and feed the beast.
- Rast: We should kill that thing.
- Karl Tanner: You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ballsack. Ugly looking stupid cunt-face. I could piss in any gutter and soak five of you.
- [Rast leaves the woman and sits down]
- Karl Tanner: You know how much they paid me to kill a man in King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me.
- [Karl rises, approaching Rast]
- Karl Tanner: I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. Maybe it's time? D'you think?
- [Karl kicks Rast]
- Karl Tanner: Eh? Maybe you're the man? Eh? Cunt?
- [Karl kicks Rast again]
- Rast: I wouldn't stand a chance. None of us would.
- Karl Tanner: I was a fucking legend in Gin's Alley. A fucking legend! I would take any knight - any knight - any time! Fucking cunts in steel plate. Fucking cowards.
- [at sea, down in ship's cabin]
- Sansa Stark: Where are you taking me?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: I'm getting married to your Aunt Lysa. She's waiting for us at the Eyrie. You'll be safe there.
- [Sansa nervously paces]
- Sansa Stark: Did you kill Joffrey?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Did I kill Joffrey? I've been in the Vale for weeks.
- Sansa Stark: I know it was you.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: And who helped me... with this conspiracy?
- Sansa Stark: There was Ser Dontos. You used him to get me out of King's Landing. But... you would never trust him to kill the king.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Why not?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Because you're too smart to trust a drunk.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Then perhaps it was your husband.
- Sansa Stark: No.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: How do you know?
- Sansa Stark: I just do.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: You're right. He wasn't involved in Joffrey's death. But you were. Do you remember that lovely necklace Dontos gave you? I don't suppose you noticed that a stone was missing... after the feast?
- Sansa Stark: [realizes] The poison.
- Sansa Stark: [stammers] I don't understand... The Lannisters gave you wealth, power. Joffrey made you the Lord of Harrenhal.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don't know who you are or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next.
- Sansa Stark: I don't believe you. If they catch you, they'll put your head up on a spike just like my father's. You'd risk that... just to confuse them?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: So many men, they risk so little. They spend their lives avoiding danger. And then they die. I'd risk everything... to get what I want.
- [Littlefinger puts his hand on Sansa's shoulder]
- Sansa Stark: And what do you want?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Everything.
- [Littlefinger's eyes glide over Sansa]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: My friendship with the Lannisters was productive, but Joffrey, a vicious boy with a crown on his head, is not a reliable ally. And who could trust a friend like that?
- Sansa Stark: Who could trust you?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: I don't want friends like me. My new friends are predictable. Very reasonable people. As for what happened to Joffrey, that was something my new friends wanted very badly. Nothing like a thoughtful gift to make a new friendship grow strong.
- Cersei Lannister: Why did Catelyn Stark set you free?
- Jaime Lannister: What?
- Cersei Lannister: I've been wondering for months. Ever since that great cow brought you back to the capital. Why did she set you free?
- Jaime Lannister: You know why. She'd hoped I'd send her daughters back to her.
- [Cersei approaches Jaime]
- Cersei Lannister: She hoped or did you promise?
- Jaime Lannister: I swore by all the gods that if her daughters were alive, I'd return them to her.
- Cersei Lannister: [scornfully] So you made a sacred vow to the enemy.
- Jaime Lannister: I wanted to get back to you. Should I have told her to fuck off?
- Cersei Lannister: [smirks] You didn't mean it, then? You have no loyalty to Catelyn Stark?
- Jaime Lannister: Catelyn Stark's dead.
- Daenerys Targaryen: How are the lessons going?
- Missandei: Very well, Your Grace.
- Grey Worm: Missandei is teacher good, my Queen.