- Jaime Lannister: [to Cersei] You're a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?
- Shireen Baratheon: [to Davos] You won't be a very good Hand if you see the word "knight" and say "ka-niggit".
- Oberyn Martell: I'm sorry about your grandson.
- Tywin Lannister: Are you?
- Oberyn Martell: I don't believe that a child is responsible for the sins of his father... or his grandfather. An awful way to die.
- Tywin Lannister: Which way is that?
- Oberyn Martell: Are you interrogating me, Lord Tywin?
- Tywin Lannister: Some believe the king choked.
- Oberyn Martell: Some believe the sky is blue because we live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant. The king was poisoned.
- Tywin Lannister: I hear you studied poisons at the Citadel.
- Oberyn Martell: I did. This is why I know.
- Tywin Lannister: Your hatred for my family is rather well-known. You arrive at the capital, an expert in poisoning. Some days later, my grandson dies of poisoning.
- Oberyn Martell: Rather suspicious. Why haven't you thrown me in a dungeon?
- Tywin Lannister: You spoke with Tyrion in this very brothel on the day that you arrived. What did you discuss?
- Oberyn Martell: You think we conspired together?
- Tywin Lannister: What did you discuss?
- Oberyn Martell: The death of my sister.
- Tywin Lannister: For which you blame me.
- Oberyn Martell: She was raped and murdered by the Mountain. The Mountain follows your orders. Of course I blame you.
- Tywin Lannister: Here I stand, unarmed, unguarded... should I be concerned?
- Oberyn Martell: You are unarmed and unguarded because you know me better than that. I am a man of reason. If I cut your throat today, I will be drawn and quartered tomorrow.
- Tywin Lannister: Men at war commit all kinds of crimes without their superiors' knowledge.
- Oberyn Martell: So you deny involvement in Elia's murder?
- [pause]
- Tywin Lannister: Categorically.
- Podrick Payne: There's something else, my lord. A man, I didn't know his face, he came to ask if I'd testify against you. Said I'd be named Ser Podrick Payne if I told the judges you'd bought a poison called the strangler.
- Tyrion Lannister: Ser Podrick Payne? Has a nice ring to it. What did you tell him?
- Podrick Payne: I didn't tell them anything, my lord.
- Tyrion Lannister: Are you going to accept their offer?
- Podrick Payne: My lord.
- Tyrion Lannister: Testifying against me wasn't a suggestion. If they can't tempt you with honey, they'll choose something less sweet.
- Podrick Payne: You've been good to me, my lord.
- Tyrion Lannister: Pod, the trial's in a fortnight. They'll want an answer before that.
- Podrick Payne: I already gave them an answer, my lord.
- Tyrion Lannister: I will *not* have you dying on my behalf. Do you hear me? If I have to take that long walk to the executioner's block, I don't want to see your head already mounted.
- Podrick Payne: My lord.
- Tyrion Lannister: Pod, I am giving you an order. Go and find my brother. Tell him I need him. And get yourself out of King's Landing before it's too late.
- [Pod is staring at the ground sadly]
- Tyrion Lannister: Pod!
- [Podrick looks at Tyrion]
- Tyrion Lannister: This is farewell.
- Podrick Payne: Farewell, my lord.
- [Podrick starts walking out of the cell]
- Tyrion Lannister: Pod.
- [Podrick turns around]
- Tyrion Lannister: There has never lived a more loyal squire.
- [Podrick walks away, looking teary eyed]
- [Arya is awaken by noises. She hears the farmer's daughter screaming. She comes out of the stable and finds the farmer lying on the ground, bleeding, his daughter treats him. The Hound takes the farmer's money pouch and walks away. Arya rushes after the Hound]
- Arya Stark: [accusingly] What did you do?
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Get your horse saddled.
- Arya Stark: You told me you weren't a thief.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: I wasn't.
- Arya Stark: He took us in. He fed us and you...
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Aye, he took us in. He's a good man, and his daughter makes a nice stew, and they'll both be dead come winter.
- Arya Stark: You don't know that.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: I do know it! He's weak. He can't protect himself. And they'll both be dead come winter. Dead men don't need silver.
- Arya Stark: You're the worst shit in the Seven Kingdoms!
- [the Hound stops and turns back to face Arya]
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: There's plenty worse than me. I just understand the way things are. How many Starks they got to behead before you figure it out?
- Farmer Hamlet: [saying grace] We ask the Father to judge us with mercy, accepting our human frailty. We ask the Mother to bless our crops, so we may feed ourselves and all who come to our door. We ask the Warrior to give us courage in these days of strife and turmoil. We ask the Maiden to protect Sally's virtue and keep it from the clutches of depravity.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: [under his breath] You going to do all seven of the fuckers?
- Arya Stark: Father!
- Farmer Hamlet: We ask the Smith to strengthen our hands and our backs, so we may finish the work required of us. We ask the Crone to guide us on our journey from darkness to darkness.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: And we ask the Stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all.
- Sansa Stark: [referring to Dontos] Why did you kill him?
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Because he was a drunk and a fool, and I don't trust drunk fools.
- Sansa Stark: He saved me.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Saved you? My lady, he followed my orders. Every one of them. And he did it all for gold. Money buys a man's silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.
- Sansa Stark: He was helping me because I saved his life.
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Yes, and he gave you a priceless necklace that once belonged to his grandmother. The last legacy of House Hollard.
- [Petyr crushes one of the necklace stones]
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: I had it made a few weeks ago. What did I once tell you about the capital?
- Sansa Stark: "We're all liars here".
- Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Come, my lady. I know you've had a difficult day, but you're safe now. I promise you that. You're safe with me, sailing home.
- Margaery Tyrell: One of my husbands preferred the company of men and was stabbed through the heart. Another was happiest torturing animals and was poisoned at our wedding feast. I must be cursed.
- Olenna Tyrell: Nonsense. Your circumstances have improved markedly. You may not have enjoyed watching him die, but you enjoyed it more than you would have enjoyed being married to him, I can promise you that.
- Margaery Tyrell: But I would have been the queen.
- Olenna Tyrell: Our alliance with the Lannisters remains every bit as necessary to them as it is unpleasant for us. You did wonderful work on Joffrey. The next one should be easier.
- [the farmer speaks about the Red Wedding]
- Farmer Hamlet: Walder Frey committed sacrilege that day. He shared bread and salt with the Starks. He offered them guest right.
- Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: [sneers] Guest right don't mean much anymore.
- [Ellaria gets passed up during orgy]
- Ellaria Sand: No?
- Olyvar: I'm sorry. You're lovely. I just never acquired the taste.
- Oberyn Martell: You're calling my beauty an acquired taste?
- Ellaria Sand: That's quite all right, lover. There's more for you.
- Oberyn Martell: [to Olyvar] Your loss.
- [Oberyn chuckles]
- Olyvar: You like them both the same? Boys and girls?
- Oberyn Martell: Does that surprise you?
- Olyvar: Everyone has a preference.
- Oberyn Martell: Then everyone is missing half the world's pleasure.
- [Oberyn looks at the two girls happily engaged in kissing each other passionately]
- Oberyn Martell: The gods made that, and it delights me. The gods made this...
- [Oberyn slaps Olyvar's bare hip]
- Oberyn Martell: ...and it delights me. When it comes to war, I fight for Dorne. When it comes to love, I don't choose sides.
- [Daario is about to face the champion of Meereen]
- Daenerys Targaryen: Are you sure you don't want a horse?
- Daario Naharis: I don't want a horse.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Horses are faster than men.
- Daario Naharis: Horses are dumber than men.
- [the loutish Champion of Meereen is giving a display of open contempt]
- Daenerys Targaryen: What is he doing?
- Barristan Selmy: Oh, he means to...
- [the barbarian urinates in defiance, the crowd laughs and cheers]
- Missandei: [translates] He says that we're an army of men without... man parts.
- Missandei: [with distaste] He claims that you are not a woman at all, but a man who... hides his cock in his own arsehole.
- Barristan Selmy: Ignore him, Your Grace, these are meaningless words.
- Jorah Mormont: Not meaningless if half the city you intend to take is listening to them.
- [the lout continues his tirade]
- Daenerys Targaryen: I have something to say to the people of Meereen. In fact, I will need this one to be quiet. Do I have a Champion?
- Styr: [to Olly] Those your parents? Open your eyes. I'm going to eat them. Do you hear me? I'm going to eat your dead mama and I'm going to eat your dead papa. Go tell the crows at Castle Black.
- Margaery Tyrell: So am I the Queen?
- Olenna Tyrell: More than you were with Renly. Less than you would have been if Joffrey had done you the courtesy of consummating the marriage before dying. In any case, this would not be an opportune moment to press the issue.
- Oberyn Martell: I never realized you had such respect for Dorne, Lord Tywin.
- Tywin Lannister: We are not the Seven Kingdoms until Dorne returns to the fold. The King is dead. The Greyjoys are in open rebellion. A wildling army marches on the Wall. And in the east, the Targaryan girl has three dragons. Before long, she will turn her eyes to Westeros. Only the Dornish managed to resist Aegon Targaryan and his dragons.
- Oberyn Martell: You're saying you need us? That must be hard for you to admit.
- Tywin Lannister: We need each other.