The Trip to Italy (2014)

Steve Coogan: Steve Coogan

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• Steve : [In reference to Alanis Morissette]  You know I can see the appeal in a woman like this. Volatile women are always sexy when you first meet them but two years down the line you're sorta saying things like, 'can you just put the lids back on eh... on these jars please.'

• Steve : First class?

  Rob : No, business or upper class virgin

• Rob : You know what would make this perfect now? Michael Bublé. Bit of Bublé. Do you like Bublé? Where do you stand on Michael Bublé?

  Steve : His windpipe?

• [Steve is driving while listening to Alanis Morissette's Hand in My Pocket , lifting his hand to mock high five when the song lyrics are such] 

  Rob : Keep your hands on the wheels.

  Steve : But that's what she'd...

  Rob : She's not driving the car that I'm a passenger in.

  Steve : Yeah, but she's like...

  Rob : Yeah, if she were driving the car, I'd say the same to her, "Alanis love, both hands on the wheel, please."

• Steve : You do know that I'm not a homosexual

  Rob : We are not having a romantic dinner, we are having a stimulating lunch

• Steve : Rob can't do poems in his own voice because he lacks conviction.

• Steve : [attractive hotel hostess walks by]  She's got a lovely gait.

  Rob : Probably padlocked.

• Steve : I promise you I haven't sabotage the sound system because of my aversion to your karaoke inclinations