Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Built for Speed (2013)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
Quotes
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Dr. Maura Isles : [to the waitress bringing the plates] Thank you
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Looking at the food] Thought you said you ordered something good?
Dr. Maura Isles : This is good
Detective Jane Rizzoli : It's kale! It's that thing on the salad bar that nobody used to eat, but now it's the cool food
Dr. Maura Isles : Are you abstaining from coffee tomorrow?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : No, I'm abstaining from kale!
Dr. Maura Isles : No, you have a family history of cholesterol. You need to take that test
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You're very nosy
Dr. Maura Isles : I'm very concerned
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Hey, I've got an idea: bother BT!
Dr. Maura Isles : We haven't progressed to the point where we exchanging genetic DNA family histories yet
Detective Jane Rizzoli : You've exchanged any DNA yet?
Dr. Maura Isles : We've been too busy
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Dr. Maura Isles : [Lying under the car] I found it! BT, I found it!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Walks in, seeing Maura roll from under the car] Morning. What time did you get in?
Dr. Maura Isles : [Whispers] I didn't go home
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Any luck on the SD card?
Dr. Maura Isles : Eh, no
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Any luck with BT?
Dr. Maura Isles : Ssh!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Sorry
B.T. : [walks in] Sorry, were you talking to me?
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [On the receiver Maura found] Can you give me an idea of its range?
[Maura and BT look blank]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Please don't tell me you don't like to guess either!
B.T. : Yeah, actually I do hate to guess
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Well, I won't hold it against you, ask her
[Maura reluctantly agrees]
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Barry Frost : Why do we sneak in when we already have a search warrant?
Detective Jane Rizzoli : 'Cause it's more fun this way
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Guess what?
Dr. Maura Isles : You know I can't guess.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I'm gonna have coffee Tomorrow!
Dr. Maura Isles : Jane...
Detective Jane Rizzoli : And the next day!
Dr. Maura Isles : You're impossible.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I know!
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Dr. Maura Isles : You really should have a total cholesterol test
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I should have a lot of things. I should have 6 months in my rainy days fund, I should have... have eight hours of sleep, I should also have a best friend who doesn't nag me
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : Why is he being such a douche? He should be down here moving his own prisoner
Dr. Maura Isles : The French claim "douche" originated with them, but it's really an Italian word "doccia". It's a ancient way of conveying water
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I'm using it to convey contempt
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Angela Rizzoli : Hey Jane, I hope you haven't put him in any danger out there
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [Seeing how Giovanni eats his spaghetti] He's in more danger in here of chocking to death, ma!