The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

True Lies (2013)

Zach Roerig: Matt Donovan

Quotes 

• Katherine Pierce : [hands getting tied]  Are these ropes really necessary?

  Jeremy Gilbert : A bullet would have been more effective, but we're trying to be nice. You crashed my car and left me to die.

  Katherine Pierce : You were gonna hand me over to Silas to get Stefan back. I was just protecting myself.

  Matt Donovan : How many people have you killed using that excuse? Just be glad we got you some clothes.

  Katherine Pierce : Don't play the hero. You two are just waiting for the convenient time to hand me back over to him. I've done this a thousand times. I get it. I'm the leverage. I'm that thing that everybody wants.

  [realizes:] 

  Katherine Pierce : I'm the freaking moonstone.

• Katherine Pierce : [as they pull in at service station]  Ugh, thank God we're stopping. If I can only get out of the car...

  Matt Donovan : Well, you can't. Because as soon as we get gas, we get back on the road.

  Katherine Pierce : [groans]  But I'm dying back here.

  Jeremy Gilbert : You're not getting out of the car because you want aspirin.

  Katherine Pierce : Then maybe I can get out of the car because I need to pee? Like, in a bathroom? Like a lady?

  [Matt holds himself in, refraining from telling her that she's not a lady] 

• Jeremy Gilbert : [after untying Katherine]  Hurry.

  Katherine Pierce : My throat is really scratchy. And... and... my head hurts,

  [points:] 

  Katherine Pierce : right here. And when I cough...

  [disgusted:] 

  Katherine Pierce : it's green.

  [sticks her tongue way out] 

  Katherine Pierce : So get me some stuff for all that.

  Jeremy Gilbert : Silas knows I'm with you, so I can't risk being seen.

  Katherine Pierce : [impatiently]  Please?

  Matt Donovan : Fine.

• Jeremy Gilbert : [as Katherine eyes shotgun]  Don't even think about it.

  Katherine Pierce : Please. I wouldn't even know how to use it. I've never shot a gun in my life. Didn't need to. I was much more deadly.

  Jeremy Gilbert : Key word? Was.

  Matt Donovan : [as Katherine coughs]  I'm gonna get some wood for the fire. I'll be back.

  Katherine Pierce : [mostly to herself]  I survived childbirth, the death of my entire family... and five hundred years of running from an immortal hybrid.

  [to Jeremy:] 

  Katherine Pierce : You can understand why I'm a little upset that I'm on the verge of being defeated by a sinus infection.

  [sniffles, groans]