- Alice: Stop your moving. We'll just sink faster.
- Knave of Hearts: Because a slow death is so much more pleasant. This is humiliating. I'm going to die like a bloody s'more.
- Alice: What?
- Knave of Hearts: It's biscuits and chocolate, and you get toasted marsh... never mind, the point is we're gonna die.
- Knave of Hearts: The Red Queen - you also said it was her who threw Cyrus into the Boiling Sea. Why would she do that?
- Alice: I don't know, but I'd love to ask her and see the look on her face when she realizes I'm not the forgiving sort. Particularly when said face meets this branch repeatedly.
- Knave of Hearts: Doesn't sound like you.
- Alice: The doctors said I'm a danger to myself and others.
- The White Rabbit: Uh, what I meant was, I was having tea with the Dormouse, and he said that he saw him.
- Knave of Hearts: So we came all the way here on the word of a narcoleptic rodent?
- Alice: You look... different.
- The Cheshire Cat: Everything does, doesn't it? Wonderland has grown stranger. I'm stranger. You're stranger. Together, we are... strangers.
- Alice: Well, then, how do you do? Now that we're friends again, you wouldn't want to eat a friend now... would you?
- The Cheshire Cat: Mmm, certainly not without pepper.
- Alice: Careful, Knave. We've landed in the Mallow Marsh.
- Knave of Hearts: Of course we did, because a pond made out of dessert topping makes perfect sense.
- Dr. Lydgate: The question we have to answer today is which is the real performance? Little girl with tales of tea parties and barbaric queens, or the young lady who says it was just her imagination.
- Alice: The little girl was a fool.
- Dr. Lydgate: And the lady?
- Alice: She knows what really happened.
- Alice: I can't believe it. *You*. You were...
- Knave of Hearts: Brave? Daring?
- Alice: Stealing my wishes.
- Knave of Hearts: Oh, that. I think maybe you misunderstand. I was just protecting the wishes.
- Alice: You expect me to believe that?
- Knave of Hearts: Not really, no. But could we focus on the part where I came back and saved your life?
- Young Alice: Father! Father. It's me. Come on father! You are never going to believe where I've been.
- Edwin - Alice's Father: Alice?
- Young Alice: It all began with this white rabbit. And he wanted to take my hat, and then...
- Edwin - Alice's Father: Alice? Is it really you?
- Young Alice: Who else would it be?
- Edwin - Alice's Father: You were gone, for a very long time. We thought you were...
- Young Alice: You thought I was what?
- Edwin - Alice's Father: Dead.