The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Typical Auckland God (2013)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

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Quotes 

• Derrick Hansen : How could you let them, my Lord?

  Axl Johnson : Put you to bed and tidy your room?

  Derrick Hansen : Let them into my house? Who knows what indignities they've performed upon me! My mortal enemies!

• Axl Johnson : Uh, it's just that, um... I know it looks like a manky old hammer, but it's kind of a family heirloom and he'd really like it back.

  Kerry : Well, if it's such a precious family heirloom, then why'd he try and kill us with it?

  Axl Johnson : [outside, looking at a hammer embedded in the side of the house]  Do I dare ask why?

  Thom : Musical differences.

• Suzie : Want a job for the night? One of my staff decided the stag do wasn't his thing. You can pull beer as well as drink it, right?

  Axl Johnson : What's the pay?

  Suzie : Some money and sexual favors?

  Axl Johnson : Deal

• Kerry : Your uncle leaves an aftertaste.

  Axl Johnson : I don't want to think about that, thank you.

• Axl Johnson : I have to go in the morning.

  Suzie : No reason to stay, eh?

  Axl Johnson : A very good reason to stay, but an even bigger reason why I need to go.

  Suzie : Then why are we wasting time dancing?