- Michael: The main purpose of alcohol... it's your lifeline. It will help you through anything. Marriage, children, work... women. Scotch is the most important drink. If you're out with a co-worker, you order scotch. Neat. Doesn't matter what kind. If you're with a boss or a client, you ask for a Macallan 12.
- Lily: Men expect women to be perfect. Like, all the time. You expect us to have perky tits, firm asses, and perfectly symmetrical facial features. And then you expect us to have your kids, and *then* have our bodies go back to looking great. And we're not allowed to age. Not a sag, not a wrinkle.
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